and then there's this asshole

[reek]

Hello, chums. I'm Hannah and I'm bringing you everyone's absolute favorite A Song of Ice and Fire character, Theon Greyjoy. He's taken from the end of A Clash of Kings (i.e. season 2 of the show) so he's still in tip-top mental shape. Just--all his friends are sort of going to hate him for what just went down at home.

Theon is both a supreme asshole and deeply insecure. He was the ward of Eddard Stark, basically held prisoner by the Starks for half his life to make sure his dad halfway across the world behaved and didn't start up any new rebellions, so he's sort of stuck somewhere between Greyjoy and Stark and he's really bitter about that. He makes really bad decisions, but he's a good time. Just don't let him make any political moves.

I've never played him from this canon point, so I'm looking forward to that. You can add me on plurk at muttonchops if you don't have me there already!

Comments

[kingofbadlifechoices]

Hi there c:

[bolder]

Hi, I'm Babs, and I play Toph (ATLA), Octavia Blake (The 100), and Moonbay (Zoids). Jsyk, Toph is on a ship with Bran, Sansa, and Robb, so there's probably going to be interaction at some point. c:

Also, I am mostly canon blind to GoT/ASOIAF which I now realize is hilarious coming from this journal but watever. Welcome. 8D

[reek]

well this is totally unexpected
i haven't talked to you in at least a day

[reek]

Thank you! And that's alright. I'm canon blind to all of those except Toph. Who, by the way, I'm going to need some CR with because I think it would be hilarious. Especially since she's stuck with the Starks.

[whatitis]

hello holy crap!! theon is one of my favs but i hardly ever see anyone playing him :0!

[bolder]

Not stuck with, actually! ... except for Robb. Ew. Bran's like a little brother to her. He has a wheelchair. She turns it into a hover chair and rides on the back. Good times.

[kingofbadlifechoices]

ikr? it has been ages.

[steeledskin]

howdy, turncloak. do enjoy this smiling sansa icon as it's probably the last one to ever show up in a thread with theon. whoops.

you know me i know you but hi! i also play peggy carter (mucked). welcome to the game!

[flameandpassion]

gross it's hannah

[avaricious]

Oh boy. There goes the neighborhood.

[passingthrough]

Theon <3 That should be interesting! And hi, I'm Haunt, brand new.

[reek]

there it goes

right up in flames

i'm not sure if it's because of me or theon

[reek]

u secretly love me

[reek]

More people should love him! He's an idiot but imo, he's one of the most interesting characters in a series that's already full of interesting characters.

[reek]

i........dont even have a smiling icon to return it with because i need to replace my icons with actual proper canon point icons whoops

HEY BUDDY THANK YOU

[reek]

Bran won't have very nice things to say about Theon.

I want to hear it all.

[lord_wizard]

Welcome Hannah! I didn't get very far in GoT but I have a love/hate relationship with poor Theon. Very excited to see him around.

As for me, I'm Rebecca. Currently I only play this fabulous bastard of a wizard, Felix Harrowate, from the Doctrine of Labyrinths

[summerschild]

[reek]

it's been so long. what have you been up to, pal?

[reek]

Hello to you too, fellow brand newbie!

[reek]

I think that's the usual reaction to him, I think. I'm not canon familiar with your guy, but I'm always here for fabulous wizards.

[reek]

MORE LIKE WINTERHELL AMIRITE BRAN

[resnipstance]

Hello!! Welcome to the game. I've got Ahsoka here from Star Wars (the Clone Wars cartoon) and Azula from A:TLA. Both could generate some pretty interesting CR-- Azula knows just where to wedge the knife and twist in someone like Theon, and Ahsoka is a fun case because she's friendly to everyone but also lol friends with Sansa so who knows how THAT'LL turn out. Anyway welcome and I'm looking forward to playing with you!

[summerschild]

THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN OH BOY

[discessum]

Yay for additional characters who know nothing of space and are from ye olde fantasy. Welcome!

I'm Mei (also new) and I just play this little elf here. :)

[sandhate]

hello! im sam and i play anakin skywalker! looking forward to being jerks with theon on paisley heh heh heh...

[reek]

how's that sand treating you, anakin?

[reek]

EXACTLY. ye olde characters in space.

hello, mei! nice to meet you.

[reek]

if he meets azula, i think suddenly theon will appreciate his own sister a lot more.

but hello, yes! thank you. i look forward to it.

[sandhate]

u wanna go (ง'̀-'́)ง

[reek]

more like sandakin amirite

[sandhate]

WE DONT TALK ABOUT SAND ON THIS SHIP

[reek]

THAT WAS THEN. THIS IS NOW. sand is now the premiere topic on this ship

[sandhate]

dont u start

[reek]