[ a natural satellite rendered all but technically uninhabitable by human??? intervention. maybe greenpeace is sponsoring this show. 'found no signs of water #inthewater #savewaterdrinkvodka'
as a scientist first and a living, breathing human second ( the existence of a heart remains the source of vicious debate ), house decides to take it upon himself to test what it is they're all doing their best not to breathe and/or ingest. armed with sample tubes, he takes several samples of the water. and because it's not like he has anything to get back to, he decides to play golf. he has a cane.
[ non-earth gravity and non-earth atmosphere both have a distinctive effect on his swing. or that's the story house will go with about why the ball veers left and into the sludge-formerly-known-as-water. talk about your water hazards.
gregory house ( house, md )
as a scientist first and a living, breathing human second ( the existence of a heart remains the source of vicious debate ), house decides to take it upon himself to test what it is they're all doing their best not to breathe and/or ingest. armed with sample tubes, he takes several samples of the water. and because it's not like he has anything to get back to, he decides to play golf. he has a cane.
where did he get the ball? it's a fucking mystery. ]
FORE!
[ non-earth gravity and non-earth atmosphere both have a distinctive effect on his swing. or that's the story house will go with about why the ball veers left and into the sludge-formerly-known-as-water. talk about your water hazards.
a beat. ]
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