+1 grumpy reluctant space dad

[ranoutofluck]

hey guys! Effy here, aka that one girl playing that one moody bastard with great hair, bringing you someone you probably don't know 'cause he's real obscure.



this is Han Solo from Star Wars, lovable scoundrel and rogue who likes princesses and Kessel Runs. or he used to, now he's very old and a little crankier than some of you might remember. he's fresh from his last scene in The Force Awakens (THANKS KYLO REN G O D), so he'll be a bit shocked to find that he's woken up at all, and also he has a pilot augment now! I'm so sorry to everyone on whatever ship he winds up on, it's highly likely he will end up pseudo-adopting them.

you can find me at robbstark, I scream about RP and fandom a lot.

Comments

[passingthrough]

Yay space dad!

[takingkarabusiness]

i'm looking forward to threading with him!

maybe someone will app cat grant and they can have really awkward tension

[beardstrokes]

hi

old man.

[ranoutofluck]

space dad who doesn't want to be here

[ranoutofluck]

I AM ALSO LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS

"you know, you look really familiar" "...do I owe you anything"

[ranoutofluck]

fuck you old man you're older than he is you're just not right now

augh time shenanigans

[forcesensitive]

THAT IS SO HOW THE FORCE WORKS

[beardstrokes]

oh no it looks like your hearing has gone. I hear those are the first things to go!

[ranoutofluck]

NO IT'S NOT






it probably is I mean how would he know

[ranoutofluck]

replace the cloud with Obi-wan and you've p much got it

[beardstrokes]

:)

[noprophecies]

yessss cranky old man

I mean yes hello welcome to our ship

[therewillbeorder]

I apologize for Hux in advance. He's had to deal with your son for five long years, Han, and had to hear all about you constantly.

Every day. For the past five years.

[ranoutofluck]

it's a very nice ship

...why is there a baby in charge

[noprophecies]

he's a very charming little boy be nice

[ranoutofluck]

[uprightness]

good lord, I am so excited for him!

[ranoutofluck]

I am also excited for playing him bc he's a grumpy, cranky asshole and I love him

[uprightness]

if you see a nerd staring at your general direction and biting his fist, it's just cisco ramon!

[ranoutofluck]

I absolutely welcome Cisco freaking out over Han

just don't tell him TFA's a thing but otherwise everything else is fair game, oh my god, tell him about the holiday special

[benames]

HE HASN'T WATCHED THAT ONE YET IN HIS CANON POINT SO WE'RE GOOD.

also y r u old he doesn't remember u old

[ranoutofluck]

"but weren't you like, really young in Endor, why are you so old"
"Endor was thirty years ago"

[tetractys]

8D nyes hello

do you want to make our test drive thread canon? it's just started but it is entertaining me a lot

[ranoutofluck]

sure! if you want we can keep it going on the test drive or here

also it's hilarious to me too

[tetractys]

I will move it to the mingle so we can use it for AC 8D

[diplomacme]

Hi, I'm Ellie and I play Padmé. I'm coming back from hiatus next weekend so I'm super excited. She interacted with the young Han who was here before and those interactions were eloquently-worded threats boiling down to "if you hurt my daughter I will personally make you regret it." I can't wait to see how their dynamic will play out.

[ranoutofluck]

oh my god Padmé Amidala, Han is going to have a small freak-out probably

considering what happened in TFA I'm p sure Han should prob start looking into hiding places welp

[diplomacme]

She doesn't know much re: TFA. She mostly asked Finn about her children. #priorities

On the upside, at least he's not on her ship. And he can enjoy the fact that Hux is on her ship and she's his commanding officer. :')

[forcefullyunstable]

Guess who just got accepted.
Hi Dad.