+1 victim of not having medical insurance

[twifork]

Hello, everyone! I am Farrah, and I am bringing here Ludger Will Kresnik from Tales of Xillia 2.

Ludger is a broke twenty-something in massive amounts of debt who loves cats and is forced to do all sorts of shitty jobs just to try to survive his terrible financial situation, so he is a very relatable young man.



Also, the character designer describes him as such: "He’s a jack of all trades, he has the temperament of a house-husband, and he’s good at looking after people. Ludger would make a good bride." And that is why he will be coming in with a cooking augment. Because someone needs to petition for tomatoes on this fleet, and Ludger will be that man.

He is a semi-silent protagonist, so expect a lot of gesturing and facial expressions peppered by the occasional dialogue option. (Gotta max those character affinities!) For those who are curious, Ludger is coming here after reading a nice little letter left for him by his big bro. Aww, family letters!

I can be contacted by PM or you can add me on plurk @ mobiusloops. It is awesome to meet you and I look forward to playing with you all!

Comments

[catamite]

Hello! Welcome to the gaaaame!

I'm Red and I play a little pile of loser OC's. And... gosh, Ludger sounds absolutely precious.

I am sure my dudes will think he seems like a perfect target to mooch off of best friend material. :'D

[symphonist]

WOW HI STRANGER I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE

this is saffy, btw. i'm sorry... or maybe not sorry, in advance. i'm not sure yet.

btw the best way to avoid paying medical debt is to die. Trust me. It works.

[onlyanapple]

Hi there and welcome to the game! I'm TF and I play Crowley here from Good Omens and Sokka from AtLa.

[twifork]

It's nice to meet you, Red, and I can't wait to meet your loser OCs!! I hope they mooch befriend him well, for mutual good times STORY OF HIS LIFE

[twifork]

WOW SAFFY as I laugh at the username + default icon you have going on here. Symphonist, huh.

You're probably right. Oh, well. He had a good life for a certain period of time. See you later, everyone!

[twifork]

His, TF! I believe I remember you from Exsilium—as Dr Facilier, right? I'm Christopher's play. (Ignore me if I'm wrong.) It's very cool to see Crowley and Sokka here!

[symphonist]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. symphonist -- nothing like a.. Composer... haha...

this is the part where i tell you that Joshua magically has the power to make his life not suck, but won't ever use it

[twifork]

JOSHUA WON'T BE SAYING THAT ONCE LUDGER GIVES HIM SOME FRIENDSHIP POTIONS!!!!

what do you mean that isn't how you make friends

[wilder]

Ludger!

I am so excited to see him here. Have fun maxing out Zelos's affinity.

[twifork]

Yeah 'cause that was so easy for Lloyd. And Ludger doesn't even have the opportunity to choose dialogue options that trashtalk Kratos here!

[wilder]

There's a reason they made sure his path was necessary for finishing the item book! Because we all like seeing people with the completionist neuroses go insane.

But it's okay Ludger, even if you don't have an option to trash-talk Kratos, you can always do what most players do - stuff him full of fish

[twifork]

Milla get a spear we're going fishing.

[retconciled]

Hi my lovely loser.

[twifork]

but where are the tomatoes

[wilder]

Yes good. Get it maxed- it'll be great to get a new costume change-

- Oh who are we kidding, it'll be a Yuri costume. Everything's a Yuri costume.

[retconciled]

SHE DID GET A SPEAR TO GET FISH FOR HIM ACTUALLY.

[twifork]

NOT ANOTHER YURI COSTUME

[twifork]

PERFECT.

THE TIME HAS COME.

WE ARE GOING TO SEDUCE ZELOS WILDER WITH COOKING.

[wilder]

NOPE TOO LATE.

EVERYONE GETS A YURI COSTUME

[twifork]

NO WHAT THE FUCK I HADN'T EVEN SEEN THAT BEFORE I HAD JUST SEEN THE ZESTY STUFF FUCKING HELL NOT ANOTHER ONE

[wilder]

THERE IS JUST NO ESCAPE FARRAH I'M SORRY.

There's gotta be someone in the character design department that has a huge Yuri fetish. That's the only thing I can figure.

[twifork]

It's killing me because I like Yuri well enough, but good GOD, some of these characters cannot wear his outfit.

No, no yuri outfits. Zelos, to show your affection, please just take your jacket off. (Why is that what they give Ludger. Why.)

[wilder]

I know man. I feel the same way whenever they give a character Zelos's costume. It's like why no stop that.

And Whoa, hey. He can't take his jacket off! That's an essential part of whatever costume he's wearing! Where would he be without the pink? Or alvin's browncoat??

You can have his swimsuit costume Ludger.

[twifork]

Richard in Zelos's costume made me cry so much.

Wow way to be an early gen, Zelos. He is not forking over cash for that swimsuit DLC. He has no cash to fork over. So just take your jacket off and prove your love.

[wilder]

....



Ludger, tell me, are you looking for Zelos's friendship for completion's sake or is it because you can pimp him out to pay off your debts?

[twifork]

...It's a really big debt.

[symphonist]

you're talking to someone who wanted to wipe out an entire Japanese city because he was bored

You got your work head of you, Ludger

[twifork]

better hit up the poker table for more friendship potions then

[idealistic]

>"Because someone needs to petition for tomatoes on this fleet"

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THOSE ATROCITIES

(also hi screams)

[twifork]

EAT YOUR TOMATOES, LLOYD IRVING!!!

(hello!!)

[onlyanapple]

Yes! That is indeed me, and I remember your awesome Christopher. Gosh looking forward to tagging you again.

[idealistic]

[twifork]

..I'm so glad you have that to use.

[not_mafia]

> after reading a nice little letter left for him by his big bro

.................

HELLO FARRAH, I am Rui and I play this loser here. Now give me all of your affinity.

[twifork]

Hello, Rui. I see from your reaction that you are canon familiar. TIME FOR LOTS OF DIALOGUE OPTIONS TO AMP UP THOSE HEARTS!

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Hi Farrah! Welcome to the game! I'm not familiar with the canon IN THE SLIGHTEST but Ludger sounds like a cutie...

I play a bunch of OCs that are all terrible people, so. :} Expect that.

[twifork]

Nice to meet you! I love horrible people tons and usually play them, except for this kindhearted destroyer of universes.