[The ferns by the trunk of the tree in front of him get brushed aside and Dante is faced with four feet three inches of green...humanoid... who is giving him such a look, all while holding a beach ball sized--bird?--under his arm.
Ok seriously, that thing looks like a cross between a fancy blue pigeon and some kind of duck, the neck and breast covered in long, thin black-blue-and-white feathers. The crowning glory of whatever this bird is would have to be the head, which sports a fan-shaped crest of bright orange feathers longer than a man's hand. How majestic.
The bird is regarding Dante nervously through one beady white eye. The person, on the other hand, couldn't be less impressed.]
Happy now?
[The bird chooses to punctuate the exchange by opening its glorious black beak and release a beautifully nasal [BNERP]. ]
B | i'm sorry, if you were looking for a serious thread, this....this is not it.
Ok seriously, that thing looks like a cross between a fancy blue pigeon and some kind of duck, the neck and breast covered in long, thin black-blue-and-white feathers. The crowning glory of whatever this bird is would have to be the head, which sports a fan-shaped crest of bright orange feathers longer than a man's hand. How majestic.
The bird is regarding Dante nervously through one beady white eye. The person, on the other hand, couldn't be less impressed.]
Happy now?
[The bird chooses to punctuate the exchange by opening its glorious black beak and release a beautifully nasal [BNERP]. ]