It's not so tough.

[ she answers as though she's some sorta expert when all she's done is play temporary guardian to someone else's old and obedient half-blind mutt. ]

What do lizards even eat? Flies? Worms? You can freeze those bastards. Way, way easier than trying to teach a dog to eat protein gel.

[ at least -- after that dog has been spoiled to ruination by clint feeding him pizza. ]