[Hey Dipper is not a child he is officially a Teenager thank you Very Very Dead Man with the frightening glower.]
I ... okay. Good. Just. I have a habit of doing things without intending to do them sometimes and I thought this might be one of those times.... you are really, really dead. I don't understand how you're not wandering around going 'eeeer jello pudding snacks uuuuuurr.'
[Now that Dipper has confirmedd that the Very Dead Man is not here to kill him - questioning can begin.]
How is your corpse that decayed and you still speak so well? Do you actually know if there is an afterlife and if there is one - do we all have to look dead to get in?
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I ... okay. Good. Just. I have a habit of doing things without intending to do them sometimes and I thought this might be one of those times.... you are really, really dead. I don't understand how you're not wandering around going 'eeeer jello pudding snacks uuuuuurr.'
[Now that Dipper has confirmedd that the Very Dead Man is not here to kill him - questioning can begin.]
How is your corpse that decayed and you still speak so well? Do you actually know if there is an afterlife and if there is one - do we all have to look dead to get in?