[He used to help a dude feed knowledge to a magical floating space jellyfish, so honestly? He doesn't care what or how a robot eats as long as it isn't him.

Also, this is a terrible bribe and he hates it.]

You really don't get the meaning behind the word "bribe," do you? If I find cookies - and if they're up to my standards - I'm just going to eat them. Screw giving them to some floating future arm-donation.

Do you have any money?