[She turns her back to him and Taako quickly scans what else he can use in this kitchen. Shove her in the oven? Wtf she's not a witch in a gingerbread house and that thing is way too small anyway. The knives? Ugh, no that'd get blood on his clothes and he spent far too much time and effort in getting these at the last waystation to mess them up now. Bean her with a rolling pin?
...But he needed those for the cookies.
Ugh, whatever, he goes back to relaxing and shrugs as she talks, acting nonchalant. Since she's not attacking him and seems to be actually civilized about cooking, he can have this conversation.]
But I know right? There's no accounting for taste, even in whatever fucked up future world this is.
They were all content to eat manufactured goop until I came along. [A beat.] So you cook too, or... I guess cooked. I have no idea if you're even real and here to be honest.
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[She turns her back to him and Taako quickly scans what else he can use in this kitchen. Shove her in the oven? Wtf she's not a witch in a gingerbread house and that thing is way too small anyway. The knives? Ugh, no that'd get blood on his clothes and he spent far too much time and effort in getting these at the last waystation to mess them up now. Bean her with a rolling pin?
...But he needed those for the cookies.
Ugh, whatever, he goes back to relaxing and shrugs as she talks, acting nonchalant. Since she's not attacking him and seems to be actually civilized about cooking, he can have this conversation.]
But I know right? There's no accounting for taste, even in whatever fucked up future world this is.
They were all content to eat manufactured goop until I came along. [A beat.] So you cook too, or... I guess cooked. I have no idea if you're even real and here to be honest.