That was actually creepy levels of correct, down to his shitty cousins being shitty and where he slept? He's pretty sure he was the only one who knew where he went at night because if not? His shitty cousins would have ruined the one safe haven he'd had. Was it possible that this person, using some kind of freaky spell he hadn't learned yet, was reading his mind? He'd lost all of his sweet loot and items when he'd come here though, so unless she had some kind of pocket dimension in her boobs, he really doubted that was going to be a viable option for hiding stuff away.
Then again, the Director had said they were cunning and would lie and do whatever it took for the Relics.
Except the Relics weren't here. Not even his Umbra Staff is here and it's just a stupid magical umbrella of sheer awesome.]
Okaaaaay then, Stalkerlicious. First recipe I learned to cook by heart.
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Well shit.
That was actually creepy levels of correct, down to his shitty cousins being shitty and where he slept? He's pretty sure he was the only one who knew where he went at night because if not? His shitty cousins would have ruined the one safe haven he'd had. Was it possible that this person, using some kind of freaky spell he hadn't learned yet, was reading his mind? He'd lost all of his sweet loot and items when he'd come here though, so unless she had some kind of pocket dimension in her boobs, he really doubted that was going to be a viable option for hiding stuff away.
Then again, the Director had said they were cunning and would lie and do whatever it took for the Relics.
Except the Relics weren't here. Not even his Umbra Staff is here and it's just a stupid magical umbrella of sheer awesome.]
Okaaaaay then, Stalkerlicious. First recipe I learned to cook by heart.