zombie elf is here

[respired]

HELLO IT'S LYN ... AGAIN ... I just thought to myself that there weren't enough elves in this game so I'm dropping this one in as well. His name's Koltira Deathweaver & he's a minor character from the Warcraft series. He's a death knight; wears scary armor; carries a big sword named Byfrost. However, due to Fleet regulations, Byfrost will become impossible to hold if he tries to brandish it at fellow PCs (which he'll love). He's an undead elf with glowy eyes, glowy tattoos, and a lot of long, white hair. Once a happy living elf, he was killed by an undead army known as the Scourge & then resurrected to join them. After a long period of enslavement, he broke free and, after fighting his old master ... promptly fell into enslavement again. He's coming from just as that second capture (this time by another undead elf, Sylvanas) goes down.

I KNOW THERE ARE A NUMBER OF PARADISA PEOPLE HERE so I'll just reiterate his entry on the old wiki:


Like all death knights, he's in constant pain and it makes him a bit grouchy. Worse yet, the longer he goes without hurting somebody, the more intense his pain becomes -- until it devolves into full-blown blood hysteria. So that's fun!

He tries very hard to keep all that under wraps and in control, though, and he's a good friend if you can, like, tolerate him. And maybe run fast if you're ever near him when he's in blood hysteria.

Comments

[stonefaith]

*POINTS AND LAUGHS*

[respired]

i'll kill you

[stonefaith]

[idealistic]

if he needs a punching bag, i volunteer my idiot shonen

[respired]

it's more like a strangling bag but he'll take it

[idealistic]

same difference

he's a tough cookie he can take it

[respired]

but will you hate him in the morning

[timewalking]

UNDEAD THINGS.........................

DORIAN IS PLEASED AND FASCINATED. KIRIAN IS CRANKY AS USUAL

[respired]

SUCK IT KIRIAN

sup dorian koltira is a fine bit of necromancy

[serpentis]

THIS IS NEW AND DIFFERENT COME HERE KOLTIRA YOU'RE ACTUALLY A BODY YOU'RE NOT A SPIRIT TAKING ON A BODY???????

WOWOWOWOW

WILL PROBABLY FLIRT WITH KOLTIRA TBH

[respired]

a dangerous game

[idealistic]

lloyd's the biggest fucking forgiver ever he forgave his dad for nearly killing him twice and then nearly killing himself after lloyd told him not to.

I THINK KOLTIRA WILL BE FINE...

[serpentis]

Dorian likes 2 play dangerously

*waggles eyebrows

waggles muSTACHE*

[respired]

what a sweet, soon to be in pain bab

[respired]

howls

[wolfuncaged]

Everything is better with angry, glowing elves!!!

[respired]

hi-5 brother

[howcanihelp]

omg i totally was just talking about how gay this guy was with his alliance counterpart. I mean that in a literal sense and how much i love it.

HI I ENCOURAGE MORE ELVES ESP WARCRAFT ELVES.

wait no i don't, i'm both a troll and a dwarf, WHY WOULD I WANT MORE ELVES????!?!? i'm so conflicted.

ETA if he needs to get his hurt on, Tay is literally both tougher and a faster healer than like 99% of humans, and if they could keep it to some sort of fight she wouldn't even be upset about it.

just as an option.

[forcemageure]

no lie i thought his sword was named 'brofist' and i was REALLY EXCITED

[respired]

ELVES ARE BEST!

he absolutely does need to get his hurt on FAST-HEALING PPL ARE SO CONVENIENT FOR THAT ...

[respired]

sadly blizzard is not that cool

[heresyandlace]

HEY HI HOW ABOUT A FAST-HEALING DEATH DRAGON.

Actually haha they will probably hate each other because Tek thinks undead things are gross, and he... kind of has near-absolute power over them. So, depending on what your thoughts are on that, they can either have wonderful horrible (probably negative) CR, or we can make sure they avoid each other so we don't have to deal with that. :'D

I also... have... a necromancer kid who is also kind of a huge masochist. He would probably become instantly obsessed with such an perfect undead creature. So, this is also something that could go wonderfully horrible, depending on your thoughts.

SO WELCOME KOLTIRA

[respired]

Death knights are necromancers as well, and are pretty much the highest 'order' of undead in Azeroth (aside from the Lich King). They have abilities that prevent them from such control, I'm afraid! Koltira would be happy to make the acquaintance of a dragon or a masochist, though (especially a masochist) c:

[mortalcoil]

Oho! And that's where the 'near' in near-absolute would come in. Normally, Tek can at least puppet the limbs of anything that has died and been remade, including liches to some extent, since dragons are considered the highest tier of control of death in their world... so not being able to do that would when he's sure that he should, would really throw him for a loop. And he is capable of a very good hissy fit when pressed. The poor dear.

Coil, though... that will be so easy. He's so eager to learn more in his necromancy arts, hungry to advance his power, he will be all over stalking Koltira if he so much as meets him. Instant stalker. ...Nasty little mute, one-eyed, obsessed, masochistic stalker.

[howcanihelp]

wow belated but YES LIKE. She's not Troll-fast or anything, but it's definitely noticeable. And she loves a good fight like she could come out with a broken arm and needing stitches and a blood transfusion but if either a) the thing she was fighting is dead, or b) it was a "friendly" fight that just got really badass, she will be happy as a clam. (less so if she LOST said friendly fight, but not enough to make her pissy)