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[feathery]

Auto beat me to the punch, but hi! I'm Nix and here with a kid that's part crow, part game code, and part all-American dweeb, aka Davesprite from Homestuck. Sorry about that. I truly am, for a multitude of reasons. He has two years worth of memories from asgardeventide under his wing, although this only measures out to one year for him because of a funky OOC to IC day ratio. Time shenanigans sure are weird!

He also has the communications augment, so...sorry for that, too. And, uh, please ignore the fact he's orange and has no legs in most of his icons. This is hella inaccurate, since this Davesprite lucked out and both of these qualities are the opposite of true.

You can find me here. Feel free to add at your discretion!

Comments

[delincuente]

heyyyyyy nix

(it's giz)

[feathery]

GIZ HI

has davesprite hold alex's hand like that isn't weird at all

[delincuente]

he can be her feathery little bro it's fine

[feathery]

wait how old is she...

davesprite is ambiguously 18 now even if he's still stuck thinking of himself as 16. he's so old. :(

[delincuente]

lajkdh OH WOW all homestucks are forever 13-16 in my mind

she's 19! so they are actual peers

[delincuente]

and she's the same way, she's stuck as 16 in her mind because of game aging

[feathery]

IT'S REALLY WEIRD TO ME AND I PLAY HIM???

omg he actually aged at asgard so he's starting to vaguely look like an adult aka he is taller than regular dave. it's just the game calendar that made things weird

puts my head in my hands. if only rose could see him now.

[delincuente]

jkshfd the whole time I played rose she was the youngest in the cast, bc people had either been there a long time or were coming from way past her, poor baby

homestuck kids aren't supposed to get old, it's incorrect

[feathery]

it's true, they gotta stay 16 forever...

lmfao davesprite somehow ended up the oldest agewise in his cast because he never left the city, but everyone else was from canon points past him. he was so annoyed by that.

WAIT ironically i think the roses who apped in were the exception so he was just smugly like "i have spoilers for SOMEone"

[delincuente]

oh man hs casts were the MOST FUN for spoilers, every few months someone's like WELP, I died again, hope john doesn't find out

[feathery]

RIP everyone in the cast at least once

besides davesprite apparently, unless hussie is killing him off FOR REAL this time

[delincuente]

I haven't read anything since back before the gigapause, but these kids, THESE KIDS, I am still so concerned for them all the time

[feathery]

whispers you haven't missed anything

there was the part where [spoilers] and [spoilers] but now [spoilers]. i would have written actual spoilers there but idk if you care...

either way, auto was right, this is stockholm syndrome. don't go back.