Sarcastic Greaseball Installs Permanent Kick Me Sign! What Happens Next Will Blow Up Your Dropship

[noncriminal]

Why yes, this is fresh meat. Discounted, for freshness. This meat has surely not been sitting open on the counter for a few days, and has at least a 30% chance not to give you worms. So fresh.


sweats nervously

I'm..... sorry. Like, I'm not saying he will get in a fight on his first day but I will be shocked if he does not get into a fight on his first day.

John Murphy is from the TV show The 100, starring Richard Harmon as a REAL LIVE GARBAGE CAN! He is full of whimsy and adventure, if whimsy and adventure were scored with Beatles songs played backwards and at a slower RPM. Murphy is sarcastic, bitter, and inclined to believe everyone is an asshole until proven differently, but has thankfully learned to include himself in that respect. The learning process is a slow one as, being an angry teenager, it only goes so far. He does try, just not especially hard.

And now he's a lab support, where all kinds of things can happen! Yay let's make friends!

As for me, I am Max (he/his pls) and I am new to Drift Fleet. I'm back at roleplay (some people here may have previously known me as Mal) after a long and needed break and I am so thrilled and excited to be here and get back into the groove of things and meet people and yadda yadda :B so excited

My plurk is skaikru and I'm going to be around most of today pecking at things and getting intro'd so let's do things!

EDIT: Speaking of which, intro here.

Comments

[deshabille]

AHHHHH THIS ASSHOLE

LOVE THIS ASSHOLE

i am so excited for this, omg, i love the 100 and i love fucking murphy. damn.

anyway hi you, i'm anne! here at df i play maladicta from discworld's monstrous regiment, who will probably laugh at murphy, and caesar zeppeli from jojo's bizarre adventure, who will probably try to punch him into the ground.

[noncriminal]

THIS ASSHOLE IS SO GREAT

and this other asshole is quite glad to see you ;u;

aw man. mal and murphy, hahahahahh. HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHA

Also, if you take a look at Murphy's bio interests, you will find... that this is not an unexpected reaction.

[deshabille]

MAL AND MURPHY WILL BE GREAT........ ALL OF THIS WILL BE GREAT TBH

what accurate-to-canon bio interests, bless you my child.

[noncriminal]

hfhjfndjsdf I try

[wolfuncaged]

Hallo there and welcome to the game! I'm TF and I play Crowley from Good Omens, Sokka from AtLA, Fenris from Dragon Age and Cheese from MLP. Hope you have a great time here!

[noncriminal]

What a good roster. With good things. Thank you for the welcome, TF! /o/

[bolder]

Oh my God this asshole. I love this asshole.

Hi, I'm Babs, and I have Toph Beifong from Avatar, and Zessica Wong from Aquarion Evol. Welcome!

[noncriminal]

BABS.............. I gotta tell ya, that screenname just made me laugh for like a minute straight.

[bolder]

It's what I do. B)

[touchofrogue]

'SUP!

I'm Shira, playing Rogue from X-Men: Evolution with... you know, +5 years at another game so she's not quite her normal self. Except Murphy just said something about the horrible music on the Marsiva, so she had to slam into that with the intensity of a thousand suns.

Welcome to the game! Looking forward to seeing what trouble happens now. XD

[noncriminal]

hahahahaha, look: If it was likely a Kenny G reference could have been made in a dystopian year 2149... I would have tried. And real friends bond over mutual hatred, so hey, this could go great!!

Hiya Shira, it's good to meet you 8D

[openhands]

YELLS EXCITEDLY hi there, max, my name is crystal and i really need to catch up with the 100, but i adored murphy when i was watching the first season!!!

i play cassandra pentaghast from dragon age: inquisition, elena gilbert from the vampire diaries, and joseph joestar from jojo's bizarre adventure. :>

welcome to the game!

[noncriminal]

ahhhh okay!! I will be as sneaky as possible with the spoilers for you, because - if you thought season one was good, bro. BROOO. season two.

crystal yay thanks for the welcome!! ;u;

[snakeharmer]

Hey welcome aboard. I'm new here as well. I'm Masa and I play this guy here.

I'm glad to see Murphy. He's such an interesting character on the show, since by all rights he should have died and stayed dead mid-season one. I hope to see him continue stubbornly living on in space!

[noncriminal]

Hey Masa, welcome aboard to you too o7

Man... Murphy is a cockroach. Like one that wants to do better!! but is then is still a cockroach.