like a discoball in my face

[siegel]

Hello, Drift Fleets! I'm Adria, here with Chris Redfield from that thumbs up simulator zombie shootbang game, Resident Evil. When he's not punching boulders in a volcano or running around in a skimpy sailor getup, he's most likely saving The World by shooting odd experiments and zombies one day at a time. Wrestling moves included...

Series-wise, he's from the end of RE 6 plus with roughly four months from working off a debt over at forestcovered. So he's just a little less mangsty, thanks to the Pardner and chilling with itty-bitty shounens.

Basically Chris is a really corny macho man, like, the straight out of a b-rated horror film kind of cheese. Prepare for a lot of bad one-liners!? My plurk is artorias, if you ever need to get in touch. His app is over here and mini-info/faux inbox. Ahh, I'm looking forward to playing with ya'll! uwu

Comments

[optimystic]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay *^*^*^*

hey gurl heeey

[siegel]

ayyyyyyyo meemers

what's cookin cutie-lookin? *u*

[optimystic]

not much not much

excited to bug chris with all the bitty dorky girls

[siegel]

you know he's gonna feel maya's pain in no hamburjers in space 8(

tho nunners gets special treatment ahhhhhhHHHH 8(( either way i hope u enjoy ur 40 yr old big bros without dadpants....

[blindoptimism]

he's no pirate dad but big brooooski That's all I ever want to play.... *^*

so excite

[siegel]

oh MY COD it took me a while to get it, but MIMI PLEASE. at least nunners doesn't have to take care of two bleeding idiots on a couch and their milk problems

it's ok, at least chris won't backstab the cuties in a political sense like the other big bro(s). does rolo even count i forget code geass already..... forgive me..

eggscellent

[blindoptimism]

idk man, code geass is utter nonsense don't even matter

yeah chris isn't like throwing her in jail so he's already winning atm

[siegel]

that's so sad.....

at least she had a mom that piloted a gundam even if she was kinda cray squints

[onlyanapple]

Hi there and welcome to the game! I'm TF and I play Crowley here from Good Omens.

[siegel]

It's nice to meet you, TF!

ok i should reread GO since it's just sitting in my kindle and all i remember from it are his plants, and plastic plant. this is embarrassing but CROWLEY

[onlyanapple]

I always approve of reading and rereading GO. Looking forward to threading with you!

[proteusmoon]

lmao This whole intro post was amazing.

Anyway, hi, I'm Aly! I also play a video game character, though not from the same canon or anything. c: Welcome to the game!

[siegel]

Hello, Aly! yeah this intro is a hot mess, much like RE itself. oooooh

slam dunks myself in the trash...... but i do know a lil bit of FF! it's nice to meet you, yissss.

[proteusmoon]

Shhh, shhh, you are not trash. The world is just not ready for your fabulousness. Just go with it.

It's nice to meet you too! I look forward to threading with you!

[theboogieman]

SWEEEET I'm so excited for Chris! C: Welcome to the game, Adria!

My name is Stick and I play Zhas and Robin... who are both OCs that should never be allowed to do anything. :>

[siegel]

Thanks for the warm welcome, Stick! UwU

I'm so eggsite for all of this, yes. ZHAS SEEMS LIKE A TOTAL CUTIE, OK. I can't wait to get to threadin' with yall.

[torsion]

warm goodies

[siegel]

make me fried rice

[torsion]

french toast and fried rice movie night

[siegel]

breaks down while playing really bad pc horrororor games

[torsion]

turns it off and covers pc with blanket so he knows it's 100% safe

[catamite]

Hu hu hu I'm finally saying hello! Go me!

I'm Red and super stoked that you're heeere! Also, I play horrible loser OCs and someday someone should stop letting me do that! Yeeeah!

Welcome to the game, yo!

[siegel]

It's supa foine! Thank you for all the kind welcomes and nice to meet you, too, Red!! *^*

gimme all the cute nerds you have, even in oc-flavahs. huehueheu

[catamite]

actually! I think one of them is on his ship, so.

wuuaaah 8D

[siegel]

omggggg PREPARE to have some obvious(???) manwhining as he asks whoever is driving their ship to bring it close enough to see his partner every couple of weeks... n-not cause he m-misses her or anything!!

until he's most likely booted from all the sighing and dreamy looks out the windows, but figures it'll make for good ratings.