you were almost a jill sandwich.

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Hello, I'm Bea and you have once again entered the world of survival horror. (Good luck!) This is Jill Valentine from It's Actually not Zombies: The Game, Resident Evil. Unlike the pardner, she respects her body and only runs around trying to escape monsters while wearing a tube top and miniskirt (it was cool in 1998).

Her canon point is Desperate Escape, which takes place in 2009. She's also a CRAU from forestcovered and is more at ease thanks to her time spent there.

Jill is the straight-man, distant at first but very warm and kind once you get under her skin. Unfortunately, the cheesy one-liners tend to be directed at her instead of her making them. Her inbox/quick info post is here and you can catch me at obsequy! Great to meet everyone, I'm very excited to be here!

Comments

[siegel]

picks nose
eats chicken

[siegel]

oh i meant this icon

[torsion]

the icon is what makes it

[siegel]

yeah

yaaa

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yeaaaaaAAA

idiots in outerspace

[siegel]

getting ratings while touching hands and noses

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fingertips touch pretend not to hold hands in the hall

[siegel]

carry me, j-jillsan

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always, pardner

[optimystic]

Aaaaaah, hey there Bea! My name is Mimi, I'm here playing this dork and Nunnally from that dumb Code Geass anime, and I'm sooo excited for all the Resident Evil arriving! Can't wait to play with yooou! :D

[torsion]

Hello, Mimi! I'm not too familiar with Geass, but I lovelovelovelove Maya (and pun usernames) so I am super-thrilled to see her and force CR upon you!

[optimystic]

Ahaha, well Maya has a weak spot for badass older ladies who remind her of her sister, so I can already imagine stupid maya shenanigans with poor poor strait man Jill *^*

[torsion]

Weh, Mia. Basically I am only into AA for Maya, I'm not going to pretend otherwise.

Let's hang out and eat burger-flavor protein and ramen-flavored protein.

[theboogieman]

Wow, so cool... *^* I'm really excited for all these RE characters! Welcome to the game, Bea. C:

I'M STICK and I play a couple of loser OCs, Zhas and Robin. :T

[torsion]

I'm very eggcited to be here, huhu!

It's great to meet you Stick, as you may notice from the fact that I play from RE, I love losers. I'm sure we'll get on swimmingly!

[onlyanapple]

Hallo there and welcome to the game! I'm TF and I play Crowley here from Good Omens.

[torsion]

Ugh, not that guy who vaguely saunters downward!

Hey, great to meet you, TF! GO is basically the only thing Gaiman I can stomach anymore (outside of older comics). Exquisite taste, my friend.

[onlyanapple]

Why thank you kindly! GO is my favourite book ever, definitely top of the game work there.

[torsion]

Definitely before he started to turn into a person I never want to speak out loud keke, though I also find a lot of Prachett in it. Too bad they never did the sequel they were planning on, I think it's a title that actually wouldn't be destroyed by one.

[catamite]

Ahh! I'm finally saying hello!

I'm Red and I... oh my god I technically have the most characters in the game. They're three maladjusted OCs, so... apologies in advance. :'D

Excited to have you in the game! Welcome welcome!

[torsion]

Finally!

Ugh, oh no. Two people named Red. If you're anything like the other, my life will soon be enriched all the more! Either way, maladjustment is not something I am unfamiliar with (nor is my character, these days).

Thanks for the welcome! Excited to be here tbh!