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[nedstarksbastard]

hello folks! I'm Effy, I blame Hannah, and I bring you this sad little bastard over here!


the jon snow in his natural state.

that's right! Jon Snow from that one series where everyone you will ever love dies ignominiously and I guess there are dragons but who cares about those, we've got a zombie invasion occurring north of the giant Wall keeping the zombies from devouring everybody else and no army to speak of to defend it. Jon will be coming in just after ADWD, after the Spoilery Thing has occurred, for those of you who haven't seen it play out on The Show We Do Not Speak Of just yet.

for those of you who don't know who Jon Snow is (it okay, his identity is one of the biggest issues in the fandom, we got all kinds of theories over here), he's a broody little bastard boy who judges people a lot and is p suspicious of everybody, but that's par for the course when you grow up an outsider and when you're suddenly thrust into a leadership role and have to make some really unpopular choices. when you make friends with him tho he can be warm and funny and sweet! just. you have to make friends with him first. and he's p reserved right now. I'm sorry to everyone he's going to be stuck with.

he's got the engineering augment, btw! so he now knows: oral sex and engines. two whole somethings!

if anybody wants to friend me on plurk, I'm robbstark! be prepared, tho, I have college and sometimes I disappear for hours at a time bc of that. especially on Tuesdays.

Comments

[passingthrough]

Yay, Jon Snow! I'm Haunt. Hi.

[nedstarksbastard]

hi Haunt! I'm excited, Jon's not.

[steeledskin]

-- oh lordy, this is beautiful.

HELLO effy. i'm aly and i play sansa stark who will be so awkwardly relieved to see her half-brother again that she might even stop calling him her half-brother. i also play peggy carter (mucked). welcome to the game!!

[nedstarksbastard]

SANSA STARK, he'll be so glad to see her. he'll also be so confused to see her. what the fuck are you doing here. weren't you in. WHERE ARE YOU ANYWAY.

[steeledskin]

SHH, JON. it's a secret.

except she's starting to tell robb some of her secrets so she supposes she can tell jon some of them too. especially the one about spending the last little while masquerading as a stone and now she has a lot more feelings about actually being siblings with him.

[nedstarksbastard]

wait that's

what the fuck

why would you masquerade as a bastard

what did he miss while he was at the wall

[mucked]

wrong account but --

she'll tell him as much as she dares which probably amounts to not very much. vague explanations of the vale and lord baelish and fleeing king's landing.

THAT WAS THE ABSOLUTE WORST ICON GODDAMMIT

[nedstarksbastard]

well, like

at least that's three whole things he knows now, but also: he has A Concern, sis. about, like. what else is going on. whose teeth needs kicking in? is it Joffrey? wait, he's still dead right, it's just that with Robb right there he needs to check.

[steeledskin]

well! tyrion spilled the deets to robb about how mistreated sansa was under joffrey's 'care', so i'm sure jon will learn through the grapevine. sansa isn't likely to tell him herself. she is ashamed and sad.

[nedstarksbastard]

shhh, sis, when he learns he will seek her out and try to awkwardly reassure her that he doesn't blame her. probably while making plans to kick Joffrey's teeth in. you know, if he shows up.

[reek]

WOW LOOK WHO IT IS

[nedstarksbastard]

hello

it's me

i've been something something dreamin' about kicking your ass GREYJOY

[reek]

get in line, pal. everyone wants to kick his ass rn

[nedstarksbastard]

what no

Jon is the only one allowed to do it

him and Robb and the other Starks who the fuck are all these other assholes

what did you do to piss them off

can he buy them all drinks

[reek]

he kind of insulted his captain for being a woman. apparently no one stands for that here.

or on the iron islands.

come @ him jon

[kingofbadlifechoices]

Better hide, Theon. :0

[reek]

he and jon have to throw down tho

[kingofbadlifechoices]

Ohhh they will c:

[reek]

just like old times

except better

[kingofbadlifechoices]

Yes. IN SPACE.

[kingofbadlifechoices]

Oh gosh! Hi Effy, hi!

I'm so excited to play with you again!
<3

[nedstarksbastard]

hello! I too am seriously excited to play with you again, hell yeah.

[partialities]

this is so great omg

[nedstarksbastard]

ikr Jon is going to be v v unhappy about literally everything once he wakes up

[moonofmylife]

Heeeeey!! More Westerosi!! And maybe her nephew??? the world may never know Hi Effy!

[nedstarksbastard]

hi! probably and probably not, but holy shit you're a Targaryen??? you're alive????

[summerschild]

HELLO BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!

[nedstarksbastard]

BROOOOO YOU'RE NOT DEAD HI

[heavenonearth]

gosh i am so pleased by all these asoiaf people piling in, i can't even tell you. hello effy i am aiden!! i just play this ex-angel here, castiel, from a specific episode of supernatural and i'm so very glad to see this mopey bastard pretty boy here. i hope you have a wonderful time in the game!

[nedstarksbastard]

HELLO. oh my god I used to be so into SPN, that episode ripped my heart out. hopefully I get the chance to bounce my mopey pretty boy bastard off your Cas!

[heavenonearth]

AH YES GOOD i'm glad you are familiar with him, i'll be sure to tag you vigorously and do my best to rip your heart out all over again!!

[nedstarksbastard]

GOOD also what's your plurk can I friend you so I can scream in your direction basically

[heavenonearth]

ah yes please I HAVE ADDED YOU please scream at me a lot i love being screamed at

[tallasaking]

JON SNOW is TYRION happy to SEE YOU!

[nedstarksbastard]

OH HEY it's the not-terrible Lannister thank fuck

I mean he's married to Sansa which deducts points but otherwise

[tallasaking]

Yo dude they don't talk about that and Tyrion's never touched your sister not once.

[truthvalue]

i'm late to comment but HELLOOOO i'm rae, i play one of your new shipmates on the three twins, souji seta, aka protag bowlcut guy from persona 4! he's the ship's cook and he's a good kid except for being kind of a murderer oops but we don't really talk about that.

i also play a couple death notes but they're on other ships.

i'm @ventose on plurk, just sent you a friend request!