I'm willing to take it if it means I get to wash off.

_{[ He tries to swipe more of the mud off, but at this point it's not doing much more than smearing the stuff around. He takes Eames' hand gratefully and leverages himself up, feeling mud move in places it really shouldn't and shivering. ]}

I ask this in the least sexual way - but I may need you to help me clean out a few places that mud should not be on a man.

_{[ He shuddered again and made to get up on the stage to head for the exit, ignoring the grumbling of the crowd. ]}