+1 space indiana jones

[archaeotechnician]

Hello, DF! My name is Alcyone, I'm brand new, and I'm bringing in Doctor Aphra from that one Space Fights series that no one has ever heard of. She is an archaeologist specializing in the recovery of old and very, very dangerous weapons that she then cleans up real nice and sells to whoever pays her most because what else are you gonna do with them? But in recent times she's changed careers to "Darth Vader's personal agent" because reactivating homicidal droids didn't have a low enough life expectancy.

She keeps up a remarkably upbeat attitude despite the space guillotine hanging over her neck. You should also be aware that whatever ship she ends up in will have these patrolling the halls. ( I apologize profusely in advance because she never will. )

You can reach me at braavos or by pm'ing this account! I look forward to playing with you all. :'>

Comments

[passingthrough]

She sounds interesting! Welcome!

[archaeotechnician]

she certainly thinks so kermitbalenod.gif

and thank you!

[nedstarksbastard]

CACKLING I have been reading the Darth Vader comics and lemme tell you Aphra is one of my fave parts, fuck yeah I'm gonna throw Jon at her

ALSO FANCY SEEING YOU HERE

[archaeotechnician]

SMALL WORLD HEY

omg she'll be so fascinated did he step out of a ~historically accurate holonet drama pokes him to be sure

[pneumo]

That is the greatest roomba I have ever seen

[archaeotechnician]

There will be so many like it. So many

[beardstrokes]

Aphra my queen ♥

[archaeotechnician]

this will be such a mess I'm excited :'>

[revivo]

YOOOO ALCY

[archaeotechnician]

AAAAAA ZEPHY I FORGOT YOU'RE HERE TOO








bye I'm dropping

[revivo]

wow






rude

[archaeotechnician]

:*

[ofkirkwall]

ew

[archaeotechnician]

[ofkirkwall]

excuse u

[archaeotechnician]

nah I have a permit

[ofkirkwall]

throws u out the airlock

[archaeotechnician]

r u d e

guess whose shit is getting set on fire now by a rogue roomba B(

[ofkirkwall]

pysche can put out that fire no prob

are we going to have a roomba war because we should have a roomba war

[archaeotechnician]

there will be a roomba war


only the worthy will survive

[ofkirkwall]

lets go then

row row fight da powa

[dontthinkaboutelephants]

whoa hey!! I am the kate that used to play peeta in like paradisa and idr which other ones I've been in with you. she sounds delightful! good to see you in df now gosh!!

[archaeotechnician]

I remember!! damn it's been a long time what's up :'>

[forcesensitive]

APHRAAAAAA

ohgod this will be awkward

[archaeotechnician]

you misspelled 'delightful'

what up big deal you're her new bff

[forcesensitive]

There is no possible way this will end badly for anyone nope

[sandhate]

hello!! i'm sam, i play anakin skywalker, taken from the end of the clone wars series.

this is gonna be great.

:>

[archaeotechnician]

she will be so excited to hear "skywalker" so excited

then so disappointed to learn it's the wrong skywalker

boss don't care about u 8'|

[sandhate]

well ur boss is a dick.

find a better boss

actually find a better job

B|

but seriously, if she doesn't tell him right off the bat that she's trying to find luke to kill him, he's going to think she's his girlfriend or something. HE MADE A MISTAKE OF NOT SEEING IT WITH LEIA AND HAN WHEN SHE WAS HERE. he's not going to repeat it

[archaeotechnician]

non her boss is beautiful

a) if she wanted luke dead he would be super dead seriously her neck depends on his continued well-being
b) ............given the opportunity, she will play the girlfriend angle as long as she can

seems like the smarter, easier, less likely to end in being immediately ejected into space way to get info sooooo

what up dad-in-law

[sandhate]

YES GOOD. MILK IT FOR ALL IT'S WORTH APHRA

i mean lbr anakin skywalker isn't hard to lie to amirite

[archaeotechnician]

things to bring up when the news breaks

she wouldn't have but bro u made it so easy u should work on that u want pointers???

[sandhate]

just bc u can steal candy from a baby easily doesn't mean u should

GOD WHAT HAPPEN TO THE GALAXY

(u anakin. u happen)

[resnipstance]

OH HELLO HELLO we have threaded before I think!! WELCOME TO THE GAME.

[archaeotechnician]

that we did!! and thank you :'>

[resnipstance]

I LOOK FORWARD TO THREADING WITH YOU AGAIN :D :D :D

ladies of SW unite

[archaeotechnician]

fuck yeah if they hit off as well again I'm going to laugh and laugh.........

a pity they can't commiserate over being anakin skywalker's minders at different points in his life. of all the things aphra had to not know shakes head

[resnipstance]

i think anakin in DF has been starting to get a sort of uneasy feeling about This Vader Person and is putting the pieces together but refusing to acknowledge them. ahsoka on the other hand still thinks anakin died in order 66 :')

(yeah, they've been told about order 66)

(it was not pretty)

[archaeotechnician]

oh goody 8'|

also aphra's ic reaction. sorry you all die but man is she glad she didn't have to break that news upset people with lightsabers and she so easy to burn ( aphra, meet some new kinds of people pls )

[resnipstance]

WELL we have a hera and we had a kanan so ahsoka managed to get out of them that she works with them in the future so... she knows... she survives that much. but yes. FUN TIMES WITH TIMELINES 8'). prepare to be harassed by a teenage girl.

[archaeotechnician]

takes ahsoka under her wing tbh this will go great

[faithfulwisdom]

So I'm late responding to this post because grad school has been eating me alive, but ALCY. THIS IS BETH AND I HAVE MISSED YOU.

Also you have an archaeologist so you get my thumbs up even more.

[archaeotechnician]

BETHBETHBETH

don't worry sis I'm still waiting to turn in one last paper before I can properly inflict aphra here on everyone. but points to eyes points to you we need space archaeological digs you've been warned

[faithfulwisdom]

SPACE ARCHAEOLOGICAL DIGS. That needs to happen

[archaeotechnician]

it's a date runs to you through a field of flowers