+1 squid kid

[cetos]

pictured: asha greyjoy probably??
 

Hey hey, driftfleet, I'm Laura (#2), bringing in Asha Greyjoy from A Song of Ice and Fire. Canonpoint is up to date with the books. And as she is part of a storyline v different from the show, if you want to avoid spoilers, just lmk. Basically, Asha is a hardcore viking pirate princess who cracks jokes as well as skulls. She's also probably the most chill member of her family in that she thinks reading isn't just for losers and is less inclined to terrible murder decisions. What a gal.

ANYWAY, my highly underused plurk is locution and you're all invited. I'm really looking forward to play with all you!

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[reek]

FREAKIN WOW

clearly theon is the chillest member of the family

[cetos]

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL

being a ward of the north??

[reek]

did dad teach you that joke

that's

cold

[cetos]

[reek]

where's the lie? they're practically a reality show on their own

[cetos]

tbh i read the iron islands plot like a series of real housewives confessionals

that's why we needed multiple pov's, right

[reek]

ANNNND now asha and theon have been assigned to the same ship here.

TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING

[cetos]

HAHAHAHAHAHA YEP

she'll be pretty nice at first at least bc she assumes he's #fragile :( but once she knows he's fine... well............ (◡‿◡✿)

[huaaaaagh]

GOOD YES GOOD asha is the greatest part of squidland

welcome to the party! I'm Akai, I play this loser Kirito here who happens to be lucky enough to live with Theon. Also Mikleo, AKA The Invisible Nerd.

hope you enjoy it here! /o/

[cetos]

CORRECT

Nice to meet you, Akai!! kirito can be added to the greyjoy apology tour

[huaaaaagh]

at least theon hasn't managed to harass or offend him, they just sort of ignore each other

so it's more or less just "I'm sorry my brother exists"

[reek]

mental note to harass an offend him in the future

[huaaaaagh]

COME AT ME BRO

[kingofbadlifechoices]

/steeples fingers

Excellent The Squid Squad is complete!

I mean, hi I'm Mari and I play Robb Stark! He totally needs more Krakens in his life! Welcome <3

[cetos]

HEY MARI i'm excited to bring some salt to the wolf pack!!

[nedstarksbastard]

oh no

why are there more of you

[nedstarksbastard]

ALSO HELLO my name is Effy as you can see I play Ned Stark's bastard Jon Snow! he has gotten into a lot of baby fights with Theon. he'll be so surprised Theon's sister is much more chill.

[cetos]

nice to know that other brothers are embarrassing, too...

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME, EFFY

[forcesensitive]

yesss asha is boss

HI I'm Anarin I play some star wars dude and also the Vision from MCU! Looking forward to more cast drama from the sidelines....

[cetos]

yas here to stir drama and drink ale?? pirate things, etc.

NICE TO MEET YOU, ANARIN. i'm all aboard the star wars and mcu hype trains so looking forward to playing with you!!

[delincuente]

HELLO LAURA my name is Giz and I play Bran Stark, but more importantly I play this Disney Channel wizard right here, who is Theon's delightful captain :'))))) and will be wanting to have a few words with Asha about how much of a dick her bro is

Looking forward to having double CR with you!!!

[cetos]

She might have to wait in line tbh BUT I'M ALL ABOUT THIS lady captain to lady captain

and tiny stark, too!!

[moonofmylife]

ASHAAAAA

Hi hello I'm Teru! I play miss dragon queen over here, Daenerys Targaryen, Leliana from Dragon Age and Korra from Legend of Korra. It's nice to meet you and get to play together /steeples fingers. Dany's already gotten a taste of Theon being a little turd so she'll be happy he has at least one sensible family member.

[cetos]

HEY TERU

dany's the only one who understands that sisters are always cooler than brothers tbh. WHY ARE OUR FAMILIES FULL OF DUMB BOYS

I am super excited to thread with you and your hella ladies!!

[moonofmylife]

HAHA RIGHT. They can bond over their dumb brothers who make poor life choices...

Also it just occured to me my line up is completely made up of canonically bisexual ladies

(if you go by the books of course in the show they don't talk about Dany and Irri at all it makes me sad)

[cetos]

MAN YOU ARE LIVING YOUR BEST LIFE

yara is definitely hitting on dany next episode so at least there's that

[moonofmylife]

Ha. I can't wait.... IT'S ON TONIGHT YAAAS /vibrates

[ladybro]

HELLO.

I am so excited for Asha aaa! I am Aly, and I play Sansa. I also play Kate Bishop and Peggy Carter.

Welcome to the game!!

[cetos]

hey hey what a great gal roster

thank you!!

[ladybro]

They will all be super-intrigued by Asha so don't be surprised if I end up tossing them all your way eventually. Starting with Sansa, though, of course. Because poor poor Westeros.

[cetos]

I MEAN SIGN ME UP katie-cakes bishop is my favourite marvel gal and like everyone else, i love dragon age and korra, so this is a win-win.

but yes sansa has a spot reserved on the greyjoy apology tour!!

[ladybro]

you weirdo krakens....!!