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isocelesmonster) wrote in
driftfleet_ooc2016-06-19 05:52 am
new player, new character!
HELLO, FRIENDS. My name is Fire, and I am totally new to this game! I can be reached on plurk at
bluecanary, and I've brought you a TALKING SHAPE.

His name is Bill, and he is from Gravity Falls, A DISNEY CARTOON FOR CHILDREN. His canon point is post-series. He'll be joining the crew of the Golden as a communications officer. He's got a little top hat. Look at his adorable little top hat. That hat is his first and last redeeming quality. He is ten yards of asshole in an eight-inch frame. Please do not trust anything he says.
Incidentally, are you, dear reader, new friend, interested in your character getting personal attention from a magical polygon who likes to expose fears and insecurities for kicks? Then you should amble on over and fill out Bill's Permissions post! I'd appreciate it if you'd check it out either way, actually. I'll be treating a lot of his powers as opt-in only, because they're pretty invasive.
SPAAAACE!
R'N TIVZG ZG KFGGRMT LM Z HSLD
ZGILNZ DROO XLNKOVGV NB HKVOO
R'OO DRM GSRH TZNV ZMW IRHV ZTZRM
Z-C-L-O-L-G-O

His name is Bill, and he is from Gravity Falls, A DISNEY CARTOON FOR CHILDREN. His canon point is post-series. He'll be joining the crew of the Golden as a communications officer. He's got a little top hat. Look at his adorable little top hat. That hat is his first and last redeeming quality. He is ten yards of asshole in an eight-inch frame. Please do not trust anything he says.
Incidentally, are you, dear reader, new friend, interested in your character getting personal attention from a magical polygon who likes to expose fears and insecurities for kicks? Then you should amble on over and fill out Bill's Permissions post! I'd appreciate it if you'd check it out either way, actually. I'll be treating a lot of his powers as opt-in only, because they're pretty invasive.
SPAAAACE!
R'N TIVZG ZG KFGGRMT LM Z HSLD
ZGILNZ DROO XLNKOVGV NB HKVOO
R'OO DRM GSRH TZNV ZMW IRHV ZTZRM
Z-C-L-O-L-G-O

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Tyrion and he are going to play chess and mind games it's gonna be fun.
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SMART PEOPLE WITH FUCKED UP FAMILIES ARE CATNIP TO HIM
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I'm thinking about throwing up an open log for dream reconnaissance, would you be interested in that?
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well one of us is going to have to change
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So.
Yeah.
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that's adorable
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he's
an
ass... hat
cause he wears the hat on his butt... get it...no subject
bill's hat is.. is probably a part of his body. when it gets a hole shot in it there are like bones???
his anatomy is the gift that keeps on giving tbh
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wendigosvampires
werewolves
bloody mary
leviathans
zombies
demons
banshees
clowns
satan
a talking pyramid
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how unlike u to mess with gullible children
everything's safe
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YES, BILL IS A TRUSTWORTHY INDIVIDUAL WHO WILL SURELY PROVE TO BE RELIABLE. ESPECIALLY WHERE KIDS ARE CONCERNED
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don't let dean see thisWHY LUCKY ME I HAVE TWO KIDDOS RUNNING AROUND
though tbh Koala is 100% more gullible and easy to mess with, aim for her man, go for the gold
she'll clean your whole ship for you
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