+1 pain in da arse

[facehands]

No really, he's incorrigible
This is Dolly here (player of Sascha the vampiric loser) bringing you a second OC: Six, the most annoying creature in the entire universe. He is legit the most irritating alien ever though--he's so full of himself he gave himself the name "Six" after his species and planet, Six6 (his people weren't very creative). THOUGH SPEAKING OF THOSE, there aren't exactly a ton of those left because their planet went kaboom. Lame ): Because of this he's considered endangered and he will shove this fact so far into your character's face it's not funny.

His hands too. Six is going to touch all the faces. Because this is how he sees and everyone else clearly just needs to be accepting of his culture and please don't hit him because he is actually...stupidly fragile! Which is why he is always wearing a bio-environmental suit and you will never see his skin. Because you're all gross and moist.

Six also has a thing where he will mimic your character's voice instead of using his own. This is another one of his annoying/ego things. He'll be on the SS Caprine but don't think that will stop him from finding you all. And expecting you to be honoured by his presence. And possibly sticking his plasma butter knife in you it's a hobby okay. His full application is here!

He looks forward to touching all of you 8)

Comments

[passingthrough]

Noooooooooo touching.

[facehands]

Culturally insensitive.

[passingthrough]

She's okay with that.

[ecclesiophobic]

+1 to this.

Kurt will stick that butter knife where the sun don't shine.

[facehands]

jokes on you he doesn't have any orifices

[passingthrough]

He won't need them...

[ontrial]

SIX

okay this is going to sound ridiculous because I'm excited, but we played together in CDC forever ago and Six was just the greatest thing and I didn't know you were here but regardless, I'm making ecstatic noises over here and hoping to get to thread with your facetoucher again

[facehands]

WEREN'T YOU JAVIK.......

[ontrial]

oh god i forgot to say who i was

YES THAT ASSHOLE WAS ME (this one isn't an asshole, sadly, just a screwup)

[facehands]

AAAAAA I was legit just re-reading the Garrus-Six-Javik thread the other day?????? I missed you so much omggggg

[tetractys]

the olympics of being annoying begins NOW

[facehands]

BRING IT he is all over this

and your interdimensional face

[tetractys]

not my beautiful flat face :c

[facehands]

especially your flat face

[paraclete]

OH... we were together in CDC for a bit! i remember six and kaworu having some pretty hilarious surface cr, at least in part because kaworu is almost impossible to annoy (and loves to be touched). perhaps we will have more space adventures here!

[facehands]

Aaaah I remember that too--! I would totally be down for silly stuff like that again c: Perfect not!hubban, Kaworu.