+1 Faildemon

[onlyanapple]

Sup all, I'm TF, and I'm bringing you Crowley, the serpent of Eden from the brilliant novel Good Omens. He's a first place winner for The Worst Demon in the Universe award. He'll happily troll anyone who comes his way, in order to piss them off and 'up the level of evil' in the world, but he also refuses to do anything that's actually...evil. Seriously, his best friend in the world is a freaking angel, who incidentally is better at being a douche than he is.

He comes with 5+ years of memories from paradisa but I've made sure they're vague enough so if no one wants him remembering their characters they don't have to deal with that. He's got the communications augment, which he will abuse in order to gain gossip and try to order sushi. Yep. If you want to contact me, I can be found over at teeff. I'm looking forward to playing with you all!

Comments

[save_the_souls]

He's got the communications augment, which he will abuse in order to gain gossip and try to order sushi.

Allen wants to be forgotten so he doesn't have to deal with this crap.

[onlyanapple]

NO SORRY ALLEN NO FORGETTING UNCLE.

He'll play horrible, shitty pop songs over the communicators, too. This is a terrible position of power for him to be in.

[save_the_souls]

DAMMIT UNCLE HE'S A GROWN MAN. NONE OF THE OTHER CREW MATES HAVE THEIR FAMILIES FOLLOW THEM TO SPACE, WHY DID YOU.

Oh my god Crowley, don't get yourself marooned on a planet.

[onlyanapple]

BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU.

There is a high likelihood this will happen.

[save_the_souls]

GOD YOU ARE SO EMBARRASSING UNCLE.

I will be sincerely disappointed in you TF if someone doesn't try within the first three months, just saying.

[onlyanapple]

JUST HOW FAMILY MEMBERS SHOULD BE.

I will make it my personal mission to make this happen.