_{[ That should really be one of Star Fleet's recruitment slogans. They'd surely attract quite the new array of cadets. Also it would be fair warning. But that wasn't the point here. The point was that despite stumbling upon a wild Bones in the backwoods of nowhere and potentially being stalked by rodents of an unusual size, he was being blamed for the situation. Deadpan replaced shock, throwing his eyes heavenward for a moment. ]}

Why do you assume this is any of my doing?

_{[ He might be huffing a little, but he's still walking towards the doctor with the full intention of hugging him til he went a touch blue. ]}