+1 neurotic... demon?

[misconceived]

Hello, hello! My name is DJ and I am a new person to this lovely little game. I enjoy stupid old shows and stupid RP feelings and doing stupid things for the sake of fun and profit. Okay, maybe not for profit. You can find me at biomagnet. Anyway, here's my character!


His name is Chris Halliwell from that silly show about three sister witches, Charmed. Original flavor Chris was the son of Piper and Leo, half-guardian angel and a neurotic freak from the future come back to save his big brother from turning evil and taking over the world with near-unlimited power. This Chris is still from the future and trying to save Wyatt and all that jazz, but now he's the son of Phoebe and Cole, the first witch/demon hybrid and also somehow even more neurotic than his canon counterpart. Don't worry, though, he's a good guy if not intensely sarcastic and pretty bitchy at layabouts. His augment is lab support because lol medic demon and magic vs science is great amirite.

For the sake of true hilarity, he's being pulled from when he and his father were participating in a demonic reality TV show so he's really going to hate his life. Reality TV inside reality TV, now that's just ridiculous! You can find more information on his journal if you'd like.

Comments

[wilder]

Oh man this brings me back. Chriiisssssss!

Hi DJ! Welcome to Drift Fleet! This is Yuff, who we played together some ages ago in Paradisa- but now I'm playing....oh wait I'm still playing Allen and some snarky redhead. Time has changed many things you see.

I'm looking forward to playing with you!

[misconceived]

I know, right? Who thought I would be playing this loser for seven years, yeesh.

HI YUFF, I REMEMBER YOU. :D So much has... changed, I see! Looking forward to it, yes, yes. I am sure Chris will get along with everyone so well.

[merchantprince]

/fLYING TACKLE HUG

DJ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is Saffy, as you can probably guess. I play Varric, a dwarf who is kinda bad at being a dwarf. He's snarky as shit. They will get along well.

[misconceived]

SAFFYYYYYYY♥

Omg I cannot fucking wait for Chris and Varric to bounce off each other YOU HAVE NO IDEA. Because wow you are not the sort of dwarf he knows, but you speak his language.

[merchantprince]

LMFAO RIGHT????

Chris at least doesn't look like he's sixteen years old, which will endear him to Varric more.

Fucking teenagers. Everywhere. His paternal instincts are going out of control.

Welcome to the game btw.

[misconceived]

BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S TWELVE—I mean what

Drew Fuller, you poor human being. HIS VOICE DIDN'T DROP UNTIL HE WAS LIKE THIRTY AND I WISH I WAS MAKING THIS UP.

also it's okay Varric he already has a dad you can rest easy

Yes thank you. :3

[merchantprince]

LMFAO THATS SO SAD. POOR DREW FULLER.

As long as he has a dad that actually acts like a dad then it is ok. Dragon Age is full of faildads or dead dads. 8(

[misconceived]

Right???? But it would be hilarious if Varric thought he was like fifteen until they met in person and is just like ........... I was not expecting that

HIS DAD IS KIND OF TOO MUCH OF A DAD IF YOU ASK HIM. He's not even born yet stop being a dad Cole omg

[merchantprince]

"well shit, all you humans look the same to me."

Nope can't stop the dads

[misconceived]

HAHAHAHA. Oh my gosh. Saffy can we make these things happen please.

At least they can't dadtalk about him behind his back. GEDDIT, DADTALK. But no seriously these two will probably get along well. I MEAN, I STILL NEED TO PLAY DAII MORE BUT FROM WHAT I KNOW.

[merchantprince]

WE WILL MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

We might even get stuck on the same ship who knows.

Just-- just maybe don't tell him about the demon bit just yet? Demons are really really really REALLY BAD on Thedas... and he's sort of religious, shoved down somewhere, and... he's shot like 200 demons in the face, and .. so he'll need an adjustment period.

[misconceived]

Oh my gosh, the SS Snark.

NO I KNOW THAT PART. Chris will kind of probably not mention it at first because it will be weirdly freeing to shimmer around and do shit and not automatically be assumed evil. IT'S LIKE MAGIC.

[blindoptimism]

Hi DJ! My name is Mimi :D I don't know if we ever played at Para at the same time, but I definitely know of you, and I'm so excited to hear you're joining! Definitely going to bug Chris *^*

[misconceived]

Hello! I... do not recall if we were ever in Paradisa at the same time, but it is nice to see you now! Also wait how do you know of me?

[blindoptimism]

I think I might have come a bit after you left. But! I was part of the Symphonia cast, and if I recall, I think Syl talked about her beautiful CR with you!

[misconceived]

o-oh



//////////////

SOB I MISS CHRIS/YUAN CR AND MAN I HOPE I CAN LIVE UP TO. ANY EXPECTATIONS OF ME THAT THERE MIGHT BE.

[blindoptimism]

Hehe, don't worry dahling! ♥ I'm super excited to play with yooou *^* No expectations, just all the fun!!!

[rebella]

So basically he's coming in believing he's in Reality TV-ception

[misconceived]

I think we need one more reality show for it to be 'ception, but damn if he isn't going for the hat trick at this rate!

[rebella]

And then Chris hosts a reality show on the reality show when pulled from a reality show and it was beautiful

[misconceived]

Yes.

He would be the worstbest TV show host ever and then never live it down.

[rebella]

......... can we make this happen somehow

[misconceived]

I really really really hope so. We need to petition somewhere.

[rebella]

looks at mods, looks at you, gives thumbs up

and look if you need an assistant there's always Ella
who will try thwarting any order you give her but it's a lifelong habit okay

[misconceived]

oh gosh

Man he would totally pull Ella in too if he thought he could get away with it. Someone needs to share this hell with him!

[rebella]

just order her to help
she'll be the worst help but if ordered she can't... not

#cursed-life

[misconceived]

Oh I know. Poor Ella. Poor Ella. But just because she would do it doesn't mean no one else would beat him up for it.

[rebella]

... I think her Captain would object if she did, but she's kind of stubborn and
GOING TO HANDLE HERSELF
and get back at all this somehow

[misconceived]

Ella

Honey

Misery loves company, come be miserable with Chris (reailty tv showception or not) surely this cannot go wrong

[rebella]

they both live such charmed lives

as in yes they definitely need to be miserable OR DESPERATELY TRYING TO NOT BE MISERABLE together
nothing can go wrong with that

[misconceived]

Haha you said charmed.

Idk if Chris is capable of not being miserable but having a buddy to try with would be amazing.

[rebella]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[misconceived]

LET'S DO THIS THING

[onlyanapple]

I see your neurotic demon and raise you one lazy demon.

So hi and welcome to the game, I'm TF AND I play Crowley here from Good Omens and Sokka from AtLA. I'm pretty sure we crossed paths back in Paradisa? But my memory is like a sieve so I might be wrong.

[misconceived]

Hello lazy demon. You will probably annoy him.

Yes, we totally did. I recognize your journal name even if I can't remember what we ever... did... and assuming it's the same one from LJ, BUT I KNOW YOU. HELLO.

[onlyanapple]

Yep, that's me! Gonna have a blast playing with you again :)

[catamite]

Oh hi!! Welcome to the gaaame!

I'm Red and I know nothing of this canon, but he sounds like a lot of fun to bounce off of, and I have a pile of OC losers, so... LET'S DANCE.

[misconceived]

Oh that's good! I LOVE OCS. Ask anyone. Seriously Chris is like my sole canon warrior nowadays.

ANYWAY HI RED, I shall endeavor to make him as entertaining as he looks!