+1 Mingraine

[hijackass]

No really this guy is a literal pain in some guy's head in canon. But yes. HELLO ALL, Dolly here bringing you the one, the only: Handsome Jack from the Borderlands series. Specifically, Tales from the Borderlands, Episode 3. Which means that instead of an insane, murdering, psychopathic CEO who kept his daughter imprisoned and pumped from of lethal alien minerals, he is only an AI of an insane, murdering, psychopathic CEO who kept his daughter imprisoned and pumped from of lethal alien minerals!

Totally an improvement, I know.

Especially since he's going to be living in the Fleet's network as a Communications Officer which will totally not backfire in any way shape or form.

But yes since Jack sometimes has inspired ideas like killing people and then shoving robotic skeletons inside their bodies so he can wear them as a meat suit, I do have an opt-out/permissions post for him just in case! He probably won't be doing so much of that in the fleet on account of not having any robotic skeletons to shove inside bodies so he can wear them, but just in case.

If you wanna reach me just hit up owlits :>b

Comments

[passingthrough]

YOU HAVE RETURNED TO ME!

[hijackass]

I HAVE

And I apologize in advance for Jack so....so hard

[passingthrough]

Goodness! Buy a girl dinner first.

[hijackass]

This can totally be arranged

A nice candlelit dinner, mood music, dead bodies floating in space after he sent them out an airlock


It'll be charming as hell

[notanoptimist]

Nothing about this could go terribly wrong. At all.

[hijackass]

Tooooootally 8)