+1 crazy half-demon

[devilsinthedetails]

Hello everyone! I am a new and shiny person known as Hawk and I am very excited to be here. Which is mostly the fault of my dear partner in crime, so if you need somebody to blame, blame DJ. I'm usually able to be contacted at solutionbeta for plotting stupid and terrible things. And of course, let me introduce the loser I'm bringing in:



Or more specifically, Cole Turner from Charmed. Who is a half-demon turned good by the ~power of love~ and basically doomed to have his life suck so much that he loses his demon half, gets possessed by the Source of All Evil, dies, comes back to life completely insane, basically becomes a god, and then dies again. And yet somehow he's a pretty decent guy if a bit trigger-happy with the whole throwing energy balls at perceived threats thing and a massive troll even during moments where he should be taking things seriously, but psh what does he know about being human. He's coming from the same AU Chris is, meaning he's trying to see if the third time at life is going to suck less than his previous two times (spoilers: yes) and has a son from the future who is not evil!

And because I'm terrible, his canon point is from the reality TV show episode and his augment is communications. Because giving the crazy troll the power to bug anyone at all hours of the day is a good idea.

Comments

[misconceived]

DEMONDAD

[devilsinthedetails]

SONTHING

[misconceived]

DEMONDAD YOU'RE HERE

LET'S TROLL EVERYONE

[devilsinthedetails]

ALL TROLLING ALL THE TIME

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

also btw you're grounded

[misconceived]

what

no

[devilsinthedetails]

excuse me, i think you mean yes, young man.

[misconceived]

you can't ground me, i'm a captain!!!!

[devilsinthedetails]

i am something far more powerful than a captain. i'm your dad.

[misconceived]

there's no ground in space?

[devilsinthedetails]

i can still send you to your room, mister. your space room.

[catamite]

Oh god more trolling demons. PERFECT.

But yeah hi there! I'm Red and I play a small pile of loser OCs, and... yes excited for him. This sounds like all kinds of fun. 8}

[devilsinthedetails]

There are never enough trolling demons, in my opinion.

Yes, hi. I look forward to throwing my loser at you. :3

[merchantprince]

Ah. Demons. Yes. Hopefully he won't have to shoot this one in the face. Just don't do any tempting.

Gambling is totally fine though.

Also, your son has been misbehaving. Please pick him up as soon as possible, the daycare is closed.

[devilsinthedetails]

There's no tempting going on here. Possibly getting into trouble, sure, but no tempting.

Oh my god, what did he do now.

[merchantprince]

Trouble is fine! Trouble is totally, totally normal and acceptable behavior.

He pulled a crossbow out of his ass and then got offended when Varric didn't want it.

[parkinglotangel]

Oh good this should be fun.

Welcome Hawk. I'm Rebecca. I play a trolly angel. Let's be friends. :D

[theboogieman]

Hi Hawke! I kind of burbled at you on plurk, but I wanted to officially say hello and welcome to the game! C: I'm really excited to have another demon around.

I'm Stick, and I play three OCs who can't have nice things... Robin the skanky, literal demigod of angst and human suffering, Krista the gothy, teenage fairy, and Zhas, the guy who paints a skull on his face to obsessively hunt down vampires... and... maybe other things. :|a