+2 healthy coping mechanisms

[yourdistraction]

Wow, who is this loser? Why is he here what is he doing destroying characters and canons you thought you loved and knew? Maybe blame the thing on the people already here who dared to tempt that kraken out of his cave.

But with the kraken (you can also use the name Jesse) comes Merrill from Dragon Age 2 canon! She actually also has Exsilium!CRAU with her, so she already knows about space and other things that might make brains explode. And she doesn't come alone!




Yes, Fenris and Merrill will still be stuck slapfighting through the multiverse. If you don't quite understand, they don't quite get along. IDK it might have something to do with her being a blood mage and him hating mages and elf arguments nobody else cares about. Her DA2 canonpoint is just before A New Path, so she was just about to go talk to a demon before she fell into Exsilium, and now here! Hopefully she has been sufficiently distracted from that goal (hopefully).

Comments

[wilder]

God I am so happy about these two. SO HAPPY.

[yourdistraction]

KANEEEEEIIIIS

WHERE THE YETIS?

[wilder]

OH WELL.

WE KINDA LEFT THEM

BACK ON THE PLANET.

[yourdistraction]

ITS OK I BROUGHT SOME BACK

OR AT LEAST THEIR FUR /walks around in new bling

[catamite]

YAAAY So excited so excited.

So glad to have you hear, man!!

And Nel is going to go totally bananas about more elves showing up. hoo boy. 8D

[yourdistraction]

BANANAS AND ELVES the perfect recipe for a chaos pie.

[catamite]

Truer words have never been spoken.

...Especially if you've ever heard Nel try to describe bananas before.

:'D

[yourdistraction]

A description Merrill has to hear now

[merchantprince]

I am so fucking pleased. And Varric is too. He'll probably facepalm a lot, but. HE IS SO HAPPY TO SEE EVERYONE OK???????

Maybe he won't tell Merrill how things turned out tho. What with the.. shit exploding and... everyone fleeing Kirkwall for a while...

[yourdistraction]

WOW THAT SOUNDS SUPER DEPRESSING UM

Well even Fenris was chill enough not to tell Merrill her depressing future. Isn't he sweet

[theboogieman]

HI JESSE, this is Stick and I'm hyped you finally made it to the game! C:

I haven't stopped playing a bunch of losers so I'm sure Merrill will meet all of them at some point or another.

[yourdistraction]

HI STICK HIII oh boy. Please send all of your losers to my loser's way plskthx.