[that little chip in his head feeds him bits of information like, you know, how some places have laws about underage drinking. It takes him a second to get over the feeling, but then-]

...It's cool that I'm telling you this, right? I don't wanna find out that I broke like ten laws telling you how to get cheaper drinks. I mean if I'm gonna get arrested, I want it to be worth it.

[Like causing bar fights]