Sort of new guy

[starless_sky]

 Hey all, Poshu here. I play your local anxious figure skater, Yuri Katsuki and now I am bringing in Noctis Lucis Caelum from FFXV. We had a Noct who left and I am here now so if you had CR with Noctis feel free to throw your characters at him and watch him NOT REMEMBER ANY OF THEM. 

Because that's fun to do to people, right? 

Comments

[brothersboots]

I am pretty sure that he will remember one of my characters, but I have no problem making him deal with Edna too. It'll be great.

[starless_sky]

Well of course, Mako. Who could ever forget whats-his-name.... oh.... .you know... the one with the cane?

[brothersboots]

Oh, I see a brat that needs to be forced to eat his vegetables. Carrots, specifically.

[starless_sky]

You can try but those are going in the trash and nowhere else.

[brothersboots]

You won't be throwing Ignis's hard-grown carrots in the trash. Otherwise, Noctis will be joining Ardyn. In the airlock. =/

[starless_sky]

You wouldn't! He's gone through so much!

After eating the gel for a while he might actually have to break down and eat veggies. This will be the thing to break him.

[this_loser]

WHOO! He better remember his best bud or so help him...

[starless_sky]

Of course, he does! Tha's his bra! [or his bae depending on your au]

But he's glad to see him despite thinking he went into the crystal and ended up in Prompto's calibration room lol.

[maledictus_semper]

Why, hello-

[starless_sky]

My goodness

[maledictus_semper]

Hello, Noct.

[starless_sky]

[Has a knee-jerk reaction and punches you in the face]

[maledictus_semper]

HOW RUDE.

[luxoraculi]

/punches ardyn in the dick for noctis

[starless_sky]

/Hooray? He isn't that happy, you touched Ardyn's crotch babe, you gotta wash that hand now.

[luxoraculi]

/no just cut it off for her ok

[starless_sky]

/WHY DID YOU TOUCH IT!?

[luxoraculi]

/I WAS COMPELLED

[starless_sky]

..../not gonna ask why....


/BUT WHY THO

[maledictus_semper]

NOT THE JEWELS.

[luxoraculi]

THE FAMILY JEWELS

[maledictus_semper]

THE ROYAL JEWELS. PLEASE LUNA.

[starless_sky]

CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT BUT STOP TALKING ABOUT ARDYN'S JUNK.

[luxoraculi]

NO

[starless_sky]

Okay how does that sound to you, babe? What does that sound like? You don't want to stop talking about Ardyn old-as-the-planet's junk.

[luxoraculi]

i thought it would just crumble and break

i was trying to do you a favor noctis

[starless_sky]

...It was awesome, I'm very glad you did.

[luxoraculi]

that is the true source of the starscourge you know

i just ended it with one dick slap

[starless_sky]

Eos, I present your champion, She is the hero of us all.

[luxoraculi]

will you get me a metal arm like ravus'? because clearly i need to have this hand cleaved off now.

[starless_sky]

/siiiiigh/

You don't have to but sure. A metal hand isn't going to turn me away. We can make blue and carve sylleblossoms in it.

[luxoraculi]

Great.

/places hand on table/ chop chop, noctis.

[luxoraculi]

GONNA GET REKT