Let the thirst flow

[padadin]

The HOT or NOT Meme

1. Comment with your character and put some images of them in your comment! But please link them so this post doesn't get crazy to load. And tag any nsfw comment as such too.
2. Other characters reply, rating your character on a scale of 1 to 10! 1 is low, 10 is HOT AF.
3. Your would character wouldn't normally do this? Well, now they do thanks to meme magic aka Atroma glitch. The drama of calling someone a one! The ratings! That raw honesty! Those boners!
4. Nobody is too new for this! Tag people even if the characters don't know each other! It's all about aesthetic here! The inside? Pfft, that's for hippies.
5. Profit!

Comments

Lance

[the_tailor]

Look at this cutie. Seriously. Look at this smile. Even better, look at those leggies and that flexibility. Who doesn't love a guy like this?

Hey. Hey you. Want a little more sexy? A little NSFW? Maybe a little tum tum? A nice view of those swimmers' shoulders? But wait, there's more! A view of that toned body he's working on? And does the Iskaulit need a lifeguard? Sorry, though, this booty's been claimed.

Takashi "Shiro" Shirogane

[padadin]

one - two - three - dat dorito - dat ass? - he likes tight shirts ok

shirtless stuff may be slight nsfw: one - two - this picture has a naked butt - mostly naked - yes hi

[padadin]

This is awkward... [This is like a brother to him! Damn meme magic!] ...how about eight in the cute scale.

[the_tailor]

Eight? How do I get the last two points? And hey, cute is more...like, I dunno, for puppies! I'm going more for hot! Why do you think I actually drag myself out of bed for 6am gym training sometimes?

[padadin]

[He arches an eyebrow.] To see Keith spar with me.

[the_tailor]

[This should say it all.]

[the_tailor]

...

That's just the bonus, okay?

[padadin]

...thanks. [Again. AWKWARD.] I don't know if the flag was necessary.

[the_tailor]

It was definitely necessary. I mean, c'mon. You're like...statue-esque or something.

[padadin]

[He chuckles.] You can get a ten on the legs category, how about that?

[padadin]

I don't think statues are as marked as I am.

[the_tailor]

Awwwwwww yeah. My best feature does not go underappreciated.

[the_tailor]

And that's why you're so much more lifelike.

[padadin]

Not getting a ten doesn't mean underappreciation, Lance. Nobody is perfect.

[the_tailor]

I know that! I'm just glad that the best part of me is.

Katie McCoy

[hollystrike]

Loads of dark curly hair. She loves her beanies.

And don't piss her off, she's literally a magical cat girl.

[padadin]

[His eyes widen for a second there - there's an irony in being called lifelike when those marks were made by death. But then he smiles, softly and sweetly.] Lifelike, huh. I'll try to remember that.

[padadin]

[Shaking his head.] Humble.

[...not.]

[the_tailor]

Just remember that you're real, okay? And there's nothing wrong with that.

[Yay, Shiro smile!]

[the_tailor]

Hey, I work hard on these legs, okay? I have the right to brag!

[padadin]

I'm gonna say eight.

[padadin]

Since when are you so deep? [Teasing!]

[the_tailor]

I can be deep if I want to! [He gives a little huff.]

[padadin]

[He chuckles and ruffles Lance's hair.] I know, Lance. Thank you.

[padadin]

So that's why Atroma made you a mermaid?