+ yet another mage whoops

[forcemageure]

Hi, Driftfleet. Drifties? Fleeters? IDK WHAT YOU'RE CALLED, but hello. I'm extremely loud Lynn, and am bringing to you Garrett Hawke (purple mage dude edition), protagonist of Dragon Age 2: The Twoening.

If you are one of them dargon argers and want to avoid spoilers, his canon point is just post Here Lies the Abyss. If not, Hawke's life is one part rags to riches to uh.................more rags, one part existential comedy, and all parts ridiculous. Ending up on space reality TV isn't even the weirdest thing to happen to him since lunch. He handles this with a combination of snark, aplomb, and maiming things with gravity. You can probably be friends! Or his hideous sense of humor will put you off. One of those.

His tragically lengthy application is here, permissions are here, and I hope to have a suitably absurd IC intro up within the next day or so.

I'm silverycitibanklights on plurk, feel free to add! I plurk mostly about this idiot, my cats, and lipstick. Thanks again for having me and I look forward to playing with you all. :}

Comments

[serpentis]

HELLO. I AM DEE. I PLAY THIS JACKASS AND OTHER ASSORTED JACKASSES. WELCOME TO THE GAME.

[forcemageure]

Hi, Dee! We've actually met! I still really love your username XD

[howcanihelp]

HI COUSIN HI COUSIN HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[forcemageure]

HELLO omg did you know their other cousin is a Friend of Red Jenny.

[howcanihelp]

SHE DID NOT KNOW THAT.

WAIT WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN SHE DOESN'T KNOW.

[serpentis]

IT MEANS SHE'S A LESBIAN

[howcanihelp]

OH WELL THAT'S COOL.

STEFFA IS AN ACQUAINTANCE OF RED JENNY THEN. ;)

[forcemageure]

Dorian are you corrupting Hawke's baby cousin with lies >:C

...because that's his job now.

[forcemageure]

Hawke killed bandits for them for seven years and he still doesn't know, tbh. But apparently it's useful?

[wolfuncaged]

I am ridiculously happy that you're here.

[forcemageure]

I'm ridiculously happy to be here! :3 Hawke is very excited about being tolerated by Fenris once more I am sure. It's been a while!

[wolfuncaged]

There is no feeling in the world like Fenris tolerating your existence, after all.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Hiiii Lynn! I'm Stick. WELCOME TO SPACE. ♥

I play a bunch of OC losers including: (1) skanky demigod of pain and suffering, (1) teenage goth fairy, and (1) human dude who paints his face like a skull because vampires happened.

SO... expect one of them to get thrown your way. B)

[forcemageure]

Oh my god. This sounds like an amazing combination (or a number of them!) waiting to happen. Thanks for the welcome, Stick!

[merchantprince]

Oh, shit.

OKAY BUT FOR REAL OMG HAWKE. YOU ARE NOT THE HAWKE HE REMEMBERS BUT HAAAAAAAAAAAAWKE

[forcemageure]

:D?

[merchantprince]

YES THIS EXACTLY even though varric's hawke was a lady

also that canon point UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I'm excited though. Sorry Varric is... takin a nap. He'll be back in April. For now, though, I'm Saffy & I play your loveable dwarf sidekick!!! I'm adding you on plurk if that's ok!

[forcemageure]

YEAH I. IT'S. Yeah. I FEEL TERRIBLE but it was in character ._.

Omg I am so excited. Hawke and Varric's frandship is just. My favorite. Please, add the heck out of me! I will make starry eyes at you all the way to April and beyond.

[merchantprince]

Yeah, it really is. God damn it Hawke. GONNA PUNCH BOTH INQUISITORS IN THE FACE IF HE EVER FINDS OUT. (well. he can't reach. never mind.)

It's my favorite too. GOSH. GOOOOSSSH. I am excited.

btw since I noticed you have both PB and canon icons, what does Hawke look like? Just, you know, for future reference... possibly drawing my own book covers later on...

[forcemageure]

dsghfg sorry sorry the canon icons are because I haven't gotten Henry Cavill to make out with the right people yet. He looks like his default icon! Permascruffy, but not superbearded I am a heathen I know.

[merchantprince]

Gotcha!! ♥

[serves]

A+ PB MY HUSBAND....

Welcome!! I'm Fudgey and I play this dude here, so he'll be like whoa great let's not talk about my templar days bro :')

[forcemageure]

HAHAHA yeah don't worry, I'm sure at Skyhold Hawke clapped him on the shoulder and adopted this terrible Formerly Disappointed Father Voice like, "Well, we never really thought you'd amount to much. But look at you now, leading the forces of a highly controversial organization in the mountains!"

So, you know, at least that's out of the way. He remembers Cullen fondly. XD'

BUT YES He is a perfect Hawke PB, is he not? I mean he lacks pointy beard (usually) but we can't have everything.

[unconfines]

YOU ALREADY KNOW ME BUT I WANTED TO SQUISH YOUR FACE ANYWAY FIGHT ME

hi hello

squishes your face

[forcemageure]

I demand that you sq--yes I see you're on that already, excellent.

I will lie in wait. to squish back.

[faithfulwisdom]

HAWKE, YES.

Hello. I am Beth and I play Finrod Felagund, your resident Tolkien elf. Welcome to the game and we will try to keep things weird enough for Hawke's standards.

[forcemageure]

.... Hawke yes?

Goodness, usually it's all "Hawke, no" and "Hawke please don't insult the duke of Wellington," and "Mother I think the Champion is levitating the plates at our fancy banquet."

This is much better!


.... hi >_> It's very nice to meet you. I am kind of canon blind, which I know is terrible considering DA's roots, but I do really like Heath Ledger? :D?

[faithfulwisdom]

It's okay; Finrod is from the Silmarillion, which is a fancy way of saying "The backstory for Lord of the Rings that Tolkien never got around to finishing before he died." Heath Ledger was the best PB I could come up with because he is suitably attractive and could pass as Galadriel's brother

[forcemageure]

Ahh okay yes. My roommate is very well-versed in Tolkein, so he's read it. I ...started it once, but clearly did not get to Finrod. >_>

And yeah, I can see it! Sob she's so beautiful ;_;

[faithfulwisdom]

BASICALLY, Finrod is a big teddy bear who wants to be everyone's friend, but if you hurt one of his friends, you should remember that he also killed a werewolf with his bare teeth and hands. That is Finrod in a nutshell.

And yes. She is my main character in most rps, so... I clearly have an obsession with this particular elf family.

[pocketpal]

guess who it isIT'S RYANN HIII

[forcemageure]

RYANN HELLO let's have CR omg

[hymnals]

Fancy seein' you here! (it's lyn, your almost nametwin)

[forcemageure]

omg haha yes i like JUST figured that out, bc I kept confusing your "Drift Fleet" and "Fade Rift" icons due to not being able to read, basically. Lyn(n)s are everywhere.

[heresyandlace]

HI I'M LATE.

But I am also Red, and I'm playing a bunch of loser OCs here. One is a dragon (who may or may not get jumped by the DA cast and others for a dragon-hunt later in the month), a creepy necromancer boy, and a slutty little elf from a futuristic fantasy setting... so all these medieval elves and their medieval friends are throwing him for a loop.

So glad to have you here! WELCOME!

[forcemageure]

No one is ever late, as we can see from my awesome timely reply skills. Hawke is sorry about being medieval--no he isn't. Can your dragon teach him to be a dragon though because that's literally his fondest desire in life.

[heresyandlace]

He will do just about anything if it means you people will stop trying to kill him.