+1 ridiculous vampire

[deshabille]

hi everyone!! i'm anne, and i'm also completely new, and it's also lynn's fault. blame lynn for everything. (also partially ren's fault. whoever's fault it is, it definitely isn't mine.)

i'm bringing in mal from the discworld book monstrous regiment, which is a perfect gem of a book that everyone should read. mal is a vampire and a soldier who dressed up as a man in order to get into the army (even vampires do that, apparently). she also drinks coffee instead of blood, so don't worry about, you know, covering your necks. it okay. GENERALLY mal is a pain in the ass, so i'm excited to fling her at all of yours until they get exasperated and leave. also! in drift fleet she has the engineering augment, which i am super super excited about.

as for me, i'm in EST and i work during the week but am around evenings and weekends, so feel free to contact me at porphyrogene! i'm so happy to be here :>>>

Comments

[wolfuncaged]

I'm just gonna stalk your Mal across various games forever. That's a thing I'm doing now.

[deshabille]

i really totally approve of this tactic tbh

/latches onto you enthusiastically

[wolfuncaged]

I'M GLAD YOU APPROVE!

[justamobster]

omg Discworld character! Faaaavorite book series. It's been a while since I read Monstrous Regiment, but I remember really liking Mal.

Hi! I'm Heather and I play my silly OC Ladon here who is a dragon pretending to be a mobster. He has... kind of a complicated relationship with vampires so it might be neat to bounce them off one another. (That and I'm biased because Discwooooorld) Either way, welcome!

[deshabille]

hi heather! i love silly ocs and i love when people hate vampires bc they're basically tools. and i also love dragons. so really this is the best possible situation for me.

[forcemageure]

HAHAHA YES THIS IS PERFECT. I told Caten on plurk three intros in a row blaming me would be my FINEST MOMENT as an RPer.

omg beeb I'm so excited to be in a game with you again! And SO EXCITED FOR SASSTIVAL

[deshabille]

YOU HAVE MADE IT INTO THE BIG LEAGUES, WE ALL BLAME YOU FOR EVERYTHING

i am excited for hawkes. i am going to touch hawkes all over their faces.

[forcemageure]

fasdgfh that icon brings me joy

Yes good I will eat the blame like ....cake. Delicious blame cake.

SOON THE SHUFFLE then so much face touching

[deshabille]

do u like this one

omg i want blame cake

/stroke

[forcemageure]

I DO

man now i want more icons of henry cavill doing silly things

/caress

[birdsbirdsbirds]

OMG A MAL how exciting. :> Welcome to space, Anne!

I'm Stick and I play a bunch of OCs... Robin the literal angst god, Krista the teenage goth fairy, and Zhas... A dude who paints his face like a skull because vampires happened and he's not over it. I already have to apologize if he's hella antagonist towards her because he's... got some issues he's working out... and vampires... yeah.

[deshabille]

YAY I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE KNOW HER. hi stick, thank you for the welcome! i am super excited for negative cr and so is mal tbh. she will try to figure out why he's doing the thing. (the answer is because vampires are trash.)

[theboogieman]

They are such trash, it's true. :| His default mode of dealing with his problems is to punch them in the face, and he's a legitimate vampire hunter so mostly I just hope that they have a couple of interactions before he's like "oh ok gotta stab her."

WE'LL SEE... maybe they won't run into each other for a really long time lsjfsdkl but I'm excited at the idea anyway!

[diomedea]

WELCOME I am Dee and I play (freshly) River here, Dorian Pavus from Dragon Age, aaaaaand some angel named Aziraphale no one cares about him.

I used to play at TLV for a hot minute a year and a half ago, so it'll get good to play with you again!

[deshabille]

hi dee!! i love river and am going to breathe on your window about aziraphale, so this is v exciting. who did you play at tlv!!

[diomedea]

I played A BUNCH OF WARCRAFTS umm I played Kael'thas and Thassarian there so I totally recognized your journal name and was excited! about getting to play with u again

[deshabille]

OH I REMEMBER YOU i am glad to be playing with you again!! you were so great. i am definitely going to throw mal at as many of your characters as possible. she will be v curious about river.

[diomedea]

GOSH GOSH THANK U

good I am glad River is gonna just. Do her thing. Simon is here so life is good also no Academy people? So.

[deshabille]

oh no river being happy is Such A Good Thing

[diomedea]

IT IS IT IS she's gonna have frienddssssss

[deshabille]

AND NO ONE WILL TRY TO DISSECT HER MIND :')

[diomedea]

YEP YEP SHE IS FINALLY SAFE she might get bumped up to getting her pilot augment one day too :D

[deshabille]

my heart is all warm and fuzzy rn

[lord_wizard]

Hello Anne. Welcome to the Fleet. I'm Rebecca and I only play Felix here. You might guess from the username that he is a wizard. A charming, flamboyant, angsty one.

Felix also comes from Paradisa and was acquainted (at best) with TF's Mal. Please let me know if he can remember her.

[deshabille]

he can absolutely remember her, i'd love that!

[tothefly]

Monstrous Regiment is only one of my top three favorite Pratchett books, so obviously I am only slightly excited about this :D Hi, I'm Ty, I am brand new as well and play Black Widow from the Marvel universe. I can't wait to eventually play with Mal!

[deshabille]

omg hi ty! monstrous regiment is obviously one of my favorites as well, although it's so hard to choose because they're all SO GOOD. I will definitely hit up Natasha's intro post this evening, I'm excited :3