driftfleet_ooc | pretty fly for a jedi.

pretty fly for a jedi.

hey all, it's pel again. you may remember me from such classics as 'that time fiona gallagher said something inappropriate' or 'who the fuck is fiona gallagher she's only been here a month'. these and more can be found at

wehwalt for a surprisingly reasonable price.

coming along with me is one (1) luke skywalker. he's from some obscure canon you've probably never heard of. this one's a crau but for Reasons he'll probably be doing his best to hide that fact. he brings with him some pretty ridiculous quasi-samurai space magic, and that means i'd love if you could look at his permissions post and maybe fill out the form at the bottom? thanks

let the daddy issues begin

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Hey there Pel!

It's Ax...who you might remember as your teaser Mara Jade at CDC...and I'm here with a significantly different red-headed Force User. Nomi Sunrider from some old comics. (she's like a space wizard messiah from way ass long time ago)

Exciting times ahead! Anakin's mentioned his name, but that's about it!

hey ax! long time no see bruh. of course i remember you! i can't wait to play with you again tbh, its been too long

in a game where 4th walling is allowed, luke will probably come to appreciate someone who doesnt know who the fuck he is lbr

Yeah mang, I think I missed when you changed plurks but /kanye shrug.

I think Nomi'll just be happy to see one Skywalker who's not...well...you know.

/quietly sits in the Old Republicans corner, spray bottle in hand.

i did a p intense plurk cut a few times because i'm a weirdo who likes to keep their timeline really lean, no worries

oh nomi tell him the wonders of democracy *____*

Well, the senate's full of pompous dicks all the time...so no change there. Except that whole emperor thing. They didn't like the Jedi much in her time either.

But did you know, Luke, that there used to be Jedi Masters that weren't crazy old men living in the middle of nowhere?

hey hey what have you got against crazy old men living in the middle of nowhere

Nothing. Her first master was a talking space rhino living on a planet who's population consisted of monstrous dark side lizards and ghosts...and a crazy twi'lek.

The second was a crab man.

you need to upgrade to a higher caliber of hermit

Done and done. Founder of the Jedi Order and Writer of the Jedi code came next.

And only in star wars would this not be weird.

well luke has a new personal hero congrats nomi

I look forward to this, seriously. Space Jesus meet Space Moses.

moses had a really unhappy ending can he be space elijah instead and wander into strangers' house to steal their wine

sure, why not? that seems like a good plan. give him all the jawa juice.

life sucks skywalker

hello he missed you in your brief absence

be prepared for infinite bitching

life sucks and then you become one with the force

how did you know the name of luke's favorite david foster wallace novel. no no i am more than excited for this and luke is utterly prepared to fold you into the skywalker family therapy discount, han. if they add one more person the next meltdown's free

Looking forward to giving you a permanent migraine Uncle Luke.

By which I mean congrats and looking forward to RPing with you again, pel!

a migraine of deep endless internal joyful screaming TINY BABY NIECE TINY BABY NIECE TINY BABY NIECE

i look forward to playing with you too dude! maybe this time i wont drop my threads with you like a dbag (this just in i suck at memes)

Bah, it's no worries.

WORRIES AGGRESSIVELY

but yes i look forward to luke losing his shit over forcebabies. let him train you a thing, jaina. he is definitely qualified to do that dont question it