pretty fly for a jedi.

[t65]

hey all, it's pel again. you may remember me from such classics as 'that time fiona gallagher said something inappropriate' or 'who the fuck is fiona gallagher she's only been here a month'. these and more can be found at wehwalt for a surprisingly reasonable price.

coming along with me is one (1) luke skywalker. he's from some obscure canon you've probably never heard of. this one's a crau but for Reasons he'll probably be doing his best to hide that fact. he brings with him some pretty ridiculous quasi-samurai space magic, and that means i'd love if you could look at his permissions post and maybe fill out the form at the bottom? thanks

let the daddy issues begin

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[seaoflight]

Well, the senate's full of pompous dicks all the time...so no change there. Except that whole emperor thing. They didn't like the Jedi much in her time either.

But did you know, Luke, that there used to be Jedi Masters that weren't crazy old men living in the middle of nowhere?

[t65]

hey hey what have you got against crazy old men living in the middle of nowhere

[seaoflight]

Nothing. Her first master was a talking space rhino living on a planet who's population consisted of monstrous dark side lizards and ghosts...and a crazy twi'lek.

The second was a crab man.

[t65]

you need to upgrade to a higher caliber of hermit

[seaoflight]

Done and done. Founder of the Jedi Order and Writer of the Jedi code came next.

And only in star wars would this not be weird.

[t65]

well luke has a new personal hero congrats nomi

[seaoflight]

I look forward to this, seriously. Space Jesus meet Space Moses.

[t65]

moses had a really unhappy ending can he be space elijah instead and wander into strangers' house to steal their wine

[seaoflight]

sure, why not? that seems like a good plan. give him all the jawa juice.