the ifloot 2 shuffle meme!

[geonomy]

The iFloot 2 Shuffle Meme! [Art Credit: Nami7] Looks like the folks over at Bapple, Inc. have declared the iFloot Shuffle obsolete, but luckily, they were kind enough to drop our characters some sweet new iFloot 2 Shuffles, all of them already graciously preloaded with some new music! Aren't they just so nice? It looks like that same poor intern is back again, because they tried their best to let the songs fit their interests and tastes, but who's to say just what parts of the show gets shown to the public?

1. When you comment with your character, post some things related them - keywords or parts of their personality and/or background so that others may be able to match a song for those who don't know them/are canon-blind (e.g. "space", "scoundrel", "totally shot first", and "loves his car ship" for Han Solo.) 2. Post some songs that you'd include on their playlist too! 3. Leave songs on other peoples' posts! Don't be afraid if you're character/canon-blind; this is an intern sending out these songs, so they don't have to be relevant at all. Post the lyrics, the title of the song, or link the song itself, whatever you feel like doing! (Though if you do go with Youtube or Vemo, please leave the link rather than embedding it!) 4. Most important rule of all: Have fun! Don't take it seriously, and please feel free to leave troll songs. The good people at Bapple, Inc. do so love their troll songs. Here is the first iFloot meme with examples!

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Clay Terran | Ace Attorney

[geonomy]

★ stars/planets/comets/universe/galaxy/just space okok
★ energetic
★ very friend-oriented!
★ big optimist
★ loves life
★ believes the best in everyone
★ pun master
★ easily impressed
★ "I'm fine"
★ huge nerd
★ flying
★ best friend who is a lawyer???
★ leaves before he's even introduced what a loser

[geonomy]

Counting Stars - OneRepublic, this is just His Song ok
Everything is AWESOME - Tegan and Sara
Immortals - Fall Out Boy
Our Place in the Cosmos - Symphony of Science

And of course:
SPACE JAM

Mikleo | Tales of Zestiria

[nerdeology]

-invisible
-tsun tsun tsun
-ruins/history books are a way of life
-totally not a ghost
-definitely a spirit though
-magical girl transformation or something
-splish splash take a bath
-AKA he loves water he is water he does water things
-submissive sub lord ha ha ha butt jokes go here
-dragons may or may not be involved
-blah blah save the world
-eating and sleeping is optional
-to be immortal means a whole lot of waiting...

[geonomy]

oh well since he's not a ghost

shinji ikari | rebuild of evangelion

[astrobleme]

🌟 something about a robot and getting the fuck inside it
🌟 very depressed
🌟 shy and introverted
🌟 yet intensely loyal
🌟 dead mother, neglectful father
🌟 keeps destroying the world by accident
🌟 a lot of crushing guilt there
🌟 loves the stars
🌟 musically gifted
🌟 good at cooking
🌟 unaware that he was part of an endless series of time loops
🌟 not fully human (it's complicated)
🌟 "I mustn't run away"
🌟 except he does run away, sometimes
🌟 currently in a love triangle with Kaworu Nagisa and Asuka Shikinami Langley... god help him...
🌟 doesn't understand why people from the Fleet are being nice to him

[astrobleme]

Your Dictionary by XTC
Outside Wars by D.WIGHT
Famously... by Shiro Sagisu
Untitled (For Piano and Violin) by The Tumbled Sea

Kirito | Sword Art Online

[huaaaaagh]

-swords
-probably a nerd
-harem??
-not really a harem
-swords
-mechatronics!!! and all related engineering things
-COMA? coma
-trouble magnet
-video game addict
-swords
-reluctantly heroic type
-kiss kiss fall in love
-apparently married and a dad to a robot somehow
-SWORDS!!!

toplist for editing yei

[huaaaaagh]

Unbreakable
Frontline
Something I Need
On My Own
Honey I'm Good FOR THE NOT!HAREM 8(
This Is War brb lettin the AMV do the work

OKAY BUT I MEAN LISTEN

Leto Atreides the II | Children of Dune (CRAU)

[precedented]

- woobie tyrant emperor of the universe
- abandonment father issues
- is codependent with his twin sister
- once flirted with his grandmother for kicks
- plays the meanest game of space chess
- likes to walk around naked/topless
- james mcavoy
- lost his memories in fantasy storyland
- fell in love with several people and collected a harem of boyfriends/girlfriends
- not very good with expressing himself
- has his entire lineage living inside his head waiting to possess him
- is also symbiotically linked to a giant sandworm that's slowly devouring him
- has the worst ending ever
- is in love with everyone

[precedented]

The Place I'll Return To Someday by Kate Covington
Let my voice become the hand that reaches / Out to you and leads / To my long lost memory

Everything's Alright by Laura Shigihara
Why do my words / Always lose their meaning? / What I feel, what I say / There's such a rift between them

Obi-Wan Kenobi | Star Wars

[beardstrokes]

- sassy mf
- would flirt with you yes you
- likes to teach
- his entire life is tragedy
- lightsaber battles are ttly his passion
- uptight but not obnoxious
- most likely to tune you out
- anakin stop
- everyone stop
- number one jedi fan
- married to the Force
- never says what he's thinking
- is too compassionate for his own good
- most likely to adopt a smol
- tea will never break his heart

[beardstrokes]

Make Something Good by Laura Veirs
And through the squall, the course stays true

Love Love Love by Of Monsters and Men
So I think it's best we both forget before we dwell on it / The way you held me so tight

We All Go The Same by Radical Face
And some of us will be worn down with time / And others' will be famous in their days

ahsoka tano | star wars: the clone wars

[resnipstance]

☆ bubbly, optimistic but not naive, playful, competitive, resilient as fuck
☆ curious, nosy as all get out, always asks a billion questions
☆ action girl, impulsive, sometimes speaks without thinking, will jump headfirst into everything, #YOLO basically
☆ stubborn and determined as all hell, will never give up, very moralistic
☆ cares a lot and is emotional but still in control of her emotions (uNLIKE SOME PEOPLE) (i'm lookin at u anakin)
☆ capable of switching between BRATTY LITTLE SISTER and CARING BIG SISTER at a moment's notice
☆ spoiler stuff that i think everyone knows by now but in case you don't: turned her back on the jedi order after she was falsely accused of murder, but didn't go dark side. is a ROGUE ONE WOMAN WRECKING TEAM. [/spoiler]
☆ has Seen Some Shit but trucks on anyway bc that's my girl
☆ capable of fucking you up if you mess with her, but won't, bc jedi.

[precedented]

Signals by Ashley Barrett
Step out beyond the edge and start the motion / Look out below, I know there's no decision

Weapon of Choice by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
I gotta speak and you want to listen up / There is no time to feast your eyes

Jon Snow | ASOIAF

[nedstarksbastard]

- knows nothing

SERIOUSLY THO:
- Ned Stark's bastard
- has. a lot of issues that come with being an outsider for all your life
- v reserved, can be v difficult to make friends with bc he can come off as incredibly distant and aloof
- is actually v warm and open-minded to friends
- but wow is he prickly when he's not friends with somebody
- has a giant dog he loves
- is a Stark and is from Westeros. that. says something about how shitty his life is.
- would probably unironically love early 2000s Fall Out Boy. would definitely love My Chemical Romance.
- the broodiest
- great hair
- occasionally sassy
- really bad at keeping oaths
- cave sex

[nedstarksbastard]

COMPLETELY SRS PLAYLIST:

Taylor Swift - Mean
My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade
The Lonely Island feat. Akon - I Just Had Sex
Taylor Swift - Bad Blood

Shinjiro | Persona 3 (CRAU)

[axeboyfriend]

• Acts grumpy and standoffish a lot of the time
• Is actually a complete softie at heart
• Was raised with his best friend and said friend's sister in an orphanage
• Lost friend's sister in a fire, the friends vowed to become stronger
• They both ended up getting soul pokemon headmonsters
• Except Shinjiro lost control of his and accidentally killed a woman
• Proceeded to become a homeless dropout and angst for two years
• Ended up losing his memories in a fantasy storyland
• Saved the world with everyone else in the fantasy storyland
• Then proceeded to run away while keeping the memories he hadn't taken back in a jar
• Also kind of in love with the main protagonist in Persona 3 (FeMC) and also Leto, who he was in a team with
• Has been using drugs (with the negative side effect of slowly killing him) to keep his Persona under control

[axeboyfriend]

What It's Like by Everlast.

I'll do more when it's not 2:45am.

Max Rockatansky | Mad Max Fury Road

[theroadwarrior]

• Desert
• Apocalyptic Shit
• CAAAARSSSSS
• wandering
• PTSD
• pessimistic
• hallucinations
• ghosts
• tragic past of DEATH!!!
• soldier/survival type
• blurd and fire
• hobo???
• losing hope/potentially re-finding it
• REDEMPTION!!!!
• regret and livin' in it 5ever

[theroadwarrior]

Check out dis tiny playlist.

Takeshi | Gantz

[throwsdown]

• Smol child, cinnamon roll, too small
• WARRIOR FIGHTER!!
• Abusive/neglectful household :(
• Heroics!!
• Rising above and beyond
• Adoptive papa he loves ;~;
• being alone (and not enjoying it)
• filled with determination
• has seen the apocalypse (and other horrific shit)
• is still the kindest little dude ever
• also, loves sentai shows
• FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND LOVE :((((
• TEAMWORK. WE ALL IN THIS 2GETHER.
• It's 3 am this is the best you get from me

[throwsdown]

Shockingly he has a small playlist too.

Otono-Tachibana Makie | Blade of the Immortal

[therewerefifty]

- ex-samurai
- ex-whore
- ex-geisha
- ex-assassin
- ex-terminally ill
- ex-boyfriend
- okay I just wanted to type ex a lot
- ridiculously polite
- even when she despises you
- even in the middle of chopping your limbs off
- shamisen
- exotic weapons
- super depressive
- super lethal
- adopted a feral child
- used for all her skills over her life
- tired of it really

[therewerefifty]

Breath of Life fits her perfectly. I have a playlist for her but a lot of it is just traditional Japanese music and a couple of Muse songs for when she gets pissy. \|D/

Sam Winchester | Supernatural

[collegedropout]

• Literally supernatural hunter wow
• so anything supernatural/spoopy
• feelings of being unclean, even since baby
• neglectful father, no mom, traveling everywhere
• no real friends as a kid, jumping schools :C
• wanted to escape hunting life
• is actually TAINTED WITH DEMON BLOOD!
• tricked into starting an apocalypse :C
• he will be shit on for this until end of time
• has died a lot(?!?!)
• loves doges
• loves healthy food
• VESSEL OF LITERALLY SATAN
• kicked destiny in the dick and stopped the apocalypse
• was tortured for 180+ years by satan
• no really
• was soulless (literally) for a while
• also he's pretty intelligent
• very well read
• also bad love life :C
• has never had a home that lasted
• issues with hallucinating the devil (yo season 7)
• super forgiving homie
• great hair????? so luscious
• self-worth is in the toilet
• "I'm the least of any of you."
• feels like a failure of a brother sometimes
• sympathetic and kind and patient
• sassy as fuck under all that tender care

[collegedropout]

ngl my playlist is out of control

Koala | One Piece

[scrubscrub]

• ex-slave
• obedient in the saddest way
• smiles a loooot
• not sure how to person? trying to learn being normal ):
• CLEANS??? SO CLEAN??? EVERYTHING SPARKLIN
• very polite and kind
• from an island, loves the ocean
• and loves sailing
• learned not to judge ppl by their race (':
• never cried while a slave
• perseverance!!
• brave as fuck
• compassionate b/c she Gets It
• gives everyone a chance
• ........... to a fault
• gives it 1000%

[beardstrokes]

Try Everything by Shakira
I keep on hitting the ground / I always get up now to see what's next

Small Planet by Ferraby Lionheart
I tame your heart with a careful hand / And we talk about a life we both will understand.

marian hawke | dragon age

[ofkirkwall]

for real tho

- idk champion of kirkwall??
- pretty much a walking train wreck
- not kidding her life is a giant joke at this point
- a never ending fountain of self deprecating humor and bad jokes
- mage??? magic??
- wants to be a dragon more than anything
- loves her friends, varric especially
- really wants to be a dragon
- secretly hates self the most
- shitty big sister
- everything tends to explode when she is near it
- sarcastic sarcastic sarcastic
- will drink herself stupid at any given chance
- the dramatics are strong with this one
- dragons

[save_the_souls]

Rising Sun - Cover by Snakefarm.

Nami | One Piece

[namisan]

- mikan
- maps
- money
- pinwheels
- painful enslaved-ish childhood
- everything always gets better, just hold on
- pirate and thief
- can't be tamed
- greedy
- prone to hiding behind others
- but will kick your ass if she has to
- treasure obsessed
- will always pick friends over money though
- highly weather attuned
- sexy and she knows it
- bratty troll
- genius
- loves her crew fiercely
- despite everything, compassionate as hell
- would rather sacrifice herself than let someone die in her place

[beardstrokes]

I had to

Katie McCoy | OC

[flickerflash]

- secretly a kitten
- secretly a pooka
- secretly a JEDI ARCHAEOLOGIST SITH LORD KNIGHT SAMURAI HUNTER
- ...secretly none of those last things but she has a great imagination
- curls and cat's eyes
- kitten habits
- two souls
- playful and bratty
- curious to a fault
- doesn't deal well with overbearing authority
- like at all
- malicious streak
- seriously she got a lady mutilated by stray cats once
- very brave
- very artistic though often unconventionally
- liar by nature
- travels by magic
- feeds on glamour
- also feeds on fish
- mostly she's nine
- sometimes she's several hundred
- everything is a grand adventure
- still wishes her parents were here

[flickerflash]

A Stray Child by Kajiura Yuki comes to mind
Happy Phantom by Tori Amos

and for less wtfery, try things from the Peter Pan 2003 OST

...and if nobody puts up why the fuck you lyin I will be so disappoint.

azula | avatar: the last airbender

[pyroelectric]

• is here to ruin your life
• is a m-f-ing queen and she knows it
• high strung perfectionist; "almost isn't good enough"
• deeply cynical and mistrustful, prefers to manipulate, bribe and bully people into doing what she wants rather than trusting them
• needs to be in control at all times
• no, like, really
• ego the size of russia
• fire
• thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening
• ruthless & merciless
• confident, unflappable, and smug as fuck
• has a lot of pride, is loathe to be seen as weak
• daddy's little girl
• has mommy issues

i have like 298276 azula songs it was hard to pick just a few

[pyroelectric]

Monster - Kanye West ft Rick Ross, Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj
Everybody know I'm a motherfucking monster

Demons - Sleigh Bells
Demons
Live on
And when I die, hang me high

You're Gonna Go Far Kid - The Offspring
With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit ‘em right between the eyes

Yellow Flicker Beat - Lorde
This is the start of how it all ends
They used to shout my name, now they whisper it

Lightning Field - Sneaker Pimps
Strike me down
Give me everything you've got

Burn It Down - Linkin Park
When you fall, I'll take my turn
And fan the flames
As your blazes burn

Allen Walker | D.Gray-Man

[save_the_souls]

♠ Exorcist
♠ Cardshark
♠ Loves helping people
♠ Determinator
♠ Chosen by God
♠ That said he's kinda....on the Catholic Church's shitlist right now. Long story.
♠ Demon...Noah...host thing
♠ The Noah himself is basically a Taylor Swift Album personified.
♠ Looks 16 but is actually 24. Or 60. Or 7000+. You know idek anymore. He remembers being 24 though.
♠ 7 Years of Magic Castle bullshit.
♠ Actually his whole life is kind of a pile of bullshit.
♠ Daddy Issues
♠ Abandonment Issues
♠ Issues.
♠ LOVES FOOD!!
♠ "Keep Walking"

[save_the_souls]

Playlist!

leia organa | star wars

[imahologram]

◦ Tiny
◦ Angry
◦ Princess
◦ Politician
◦ Rebel
◦ Technically homeless
◦ Impatient
◦ Poised
◦ Saves herself and others
◦ Garrotes a space slug
◦ Befriends tiny teddy bears
◦ Proud
◦ Defiant
◦ Practical
◦ Temperamental
◦ Fiercely loyal
◦ Daddy issues

[dancingmd]

We Stood Up - A Fine Frenzy

Storm | X-Men

[storminside]

- ororo "I may treasure peace, but I am very good at making war" munroe
--- also "you most certainly will not [skip the foreplay]!"
- fierce. so fierce!!
- do not mess with her family she will drop a hurricane on you
- bad guys keep wanting her to be their queen
- (she's not 100% opposed to it)
- went back to being a full-time xman one time while she actually was a queen because she missed the action
- loves open skies, clouds that promise rain for days
- and nature! sinking her hands in the dirt. getting soil under otherwise perfectly manicured nails
- city lights!! she loves broadway
- well-worn punk rock leather. rich colorful flowing fabrics
- she's a style icon tbh
- silver and gold. piercings! studs. heavy necklaces.
- sun and sand. in a beach, or a desert.
- HEELS!! stiletto heels. knee high boots. how does she move in these things, it's a Mystery
- how does she keep her hair up, another Mystery

[passingthrough]

At least it's not a Rickroll?

sara lance | arrow

[revivo]

► sassy
► lethal
► bad at feelings
► baby sister
► missing, presumed dead for like six years
► SURPRISE
► cares a lot more than even she thinks
► loyal
► has a bad habit of running away from her problems
► like, she will literally leave the city to avoid dealing with them
► over
► and over
► daddy's girl
► part-assassin-part-hero
► part desperately needs a therapist
► look at that hair tho
► maybe she's born with it; maybe it's maybelline

[beardstrokes]

One Girl Revolution by Superchick
The super doesn't stand for model / But that doesn't mean I'm plain

anakin skywalker

[sandhate]

- hates sand
- hates sand people
- has issues
- bullshitter
- not Darth Vader tho I can see how you can make that mistake
- doesn't talk about things
- hangs up on people
- angry maybe 80% of the time
- wants to be free ...of scrunity
- hot blooded male literally
- but actually a loser
- loves his wife
- loves piloting, droids, fighting

[sandhate]

maybe this is a playlist

Asuka Shikinami Langley

[interstices]

*the original tsun tsun tsun
*but where did the dere go
*bitter betty
*28-year-old virgin
*half-Angel, all sourpuss
*tempestuous
*not a girl, not yet a woman
*no mommy no daddy all issues
*massively jealous of Kaworu Nagisa, boo
*huge crush on Shinji Ikari despite everything
*former child prodigy
*but probably still can't read hiragana
*spent fourteen years piloting a giant robot
*mostly with only one eye
*this stopped being so impressive fourteen years ago
*now it's just sad
*prone to aggressive and occasionally regressive behavior
*mr. lonely

[shoujoreject]

Portishead - Wandering Stars
Doubled up inside/Take a while to shed my grief/Always doubled up inside/Taunted, cruel

Saint Motel - At Least I Have Nothing
Finally I've got nothing called home/I know the true joy of sorrow/Of which I'm sharing alone/And I probably messed up

Qing-Yuan Zhu | Original

[shoujoreject]

• Mostly quiet little thing
• Has a hero streak he doesn't recognise
• Works as a waiter mostly
• But his dream-job is in the fashion business
• Also he has family problems, that is to say his parents can't really handle him being a crossdresser and they're not good at being supportive
• Since his biggest wish is to make his father proud he struggles with accepting that it's ok to like what he likes
• KIND OF MOTHERLY SOMEHOW???

[shoujoreject]

Mumford & Sons - Thistle and Weeds
IAMX - S.H.E.

I need to go through and look for more songs for him so maybe more later