And now for a classic

[padadin]

~IC ANON MEME~

☆ Post your character for anon thoughts on 'em
☆ Also post categories like Best/Worst, Most Likely To Ruin a Party, Most Pretentiously Late Night Posters, Crew Members With The Best Merchandising Potential, idk these are getting specific, you get the idea
☆ IC wank is A-OK, OOC wank is Stay Away
☆ IC can be from other characters or from ~the fans~
☆ NOBODY IS TOO NEW FOR THIS
☆ Sweet, sweet, consequence-free shenanigans

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

but keith is boring af

try blowing him underwater next time, see what happens

[the_tailor]

Keith is NOT boring, and you're gonna take that back right now! No one talks about my boyfriend like that!

[That second part, though--he goes beet red.]

Ok, first off, I can't breathe underwater, and I am so not drowning during sexy times. Second off, I'm not doing that 'cause someone told me to!

[(Anonymous)]

[ignoring that first part yeah]

i thought you two like challenges!

[the_tailor]

Not when it involves drowning during a blowie! Listen, okay, as much as I wish I was a merman, I don't have gills!

[(Anonymous)]

i'm sure en engineer can make you something to breathe underwater

[the_tailor]

Yeah, I'll just. Go ask Hunk or Pidge. I bet they'd totally be all over making me a device just for that.

[(Anonymous)]

"please make something to breather underwater"

i don't see the problem with that

not my fault you like telling the world about your blowjobs

[the_tailor]

I don't like telling the world about them!!! You're the one who brought it up, anyway!

[(Anonymous)]

whatever you say, lance

just report back when you finally find what's the thing your boyfriend has up his ass

[the_tailor]

There's nothing up there! And if there's gonna be anything--- Nope, nope, done talking about that here. But you stop insulting him!