+1 ruff boi

[woodcarving]

Hello, Fleeters! Saffy here, player of Belthazar (arcanepower), introducing another character who is about the most opposite of Belth I can think of.

This is Magnus Burnsides from The Adventure Zone, a quirky D&D podcast/graphic novel that's upbeat and funny until it isn't. Magnus is a buff tanky human Fighter who also took two levels in Rogue, but he's really just a big sweetheart who loves dogs and carpentry. He's not the brightest crayon in the box but he will never turn away from someone in need. He's also large and loud and competitive, and will straight up wrestle a bear because he can.

He's taken from after the end of the campaign but before the epilogue, so huge spoilers abound. Please let me know if you'd rather I avoided spoilers while tagging you. His augment is Security because reasons.

I'm not sure what ship he's on yet as Shuffle hasn't happened, but if you'd like to add me, my plurk is fonfabre. ♥

Comments

[necromanswers]

I YELLED IN REAL LIFE

[woodcarving]

BUT YOU KNEW I WAS APPING LIKE A MONTH AGO!!!!!!

[necromanswers]

I CAN BE HAPPY!!!!!! let me live

[woodcarving]

ok but magnus needs to know exactly how much trouble yall have been up to

[necromanswers]

lup has been a perfect angel i'll have you know

it's that other one you have to worry about

[abracafcku]

LIES AND SLANDER

[necromanswers]

WHO'S STUCK IN BED RIGHT NOW HUH

WHO BLEW HIMSELF UP HUH!!!

[abracafcku]

....SHUT UP?????

[necromanswers]

yeah thats what i thought

don't start fights you can't finish!!! weenie

[abracafcku]

why are u the worst
The literal worst

[necromanswers]

because we're related

[abracafcku]

hey google
can u divorce ur sister

[necromanswers]

Only if you're prepared to pay through the nose for the annulment and can endure a lifetime of sad stalking afterwards

[abracafcku]

isn't he already doing that
/motions at all of DF

[necromanswers]

Its cute that he doesnt think it can get worse than that

[abracafcku]

SERIOUSLY.
THE WORST.

[woodcarving]

honestly that's hard to argue with

Magnus saw Lup kick some fucking ass and she definitely did NOT need help.

[necromanswers]

hey just because she doesn't need it doesn't mean she won't accept it! come on meatshield let's go punch somebody

[woodcarving]

DONE AND DONE

[abracafcku]

SCREAMS WITH JOY

[woodcarving]

COME AT ME TWINS

[abracafcku]

HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR YOU, MAGS

[woodcarving]

HUG WITH ADVANTAGE

[abracafcku]

Wait

Wait no

WAIT NO

/ROLLS TO DODGE

[woodcarving]

magnus' hug save is like 26

[abracafcku]

UGH WHY IS IT SO HIGH

[woodcarving]

The goldfish automatically gives him Enhance Ability obviously.

[abracafcku]

Somehow I don't think this is true. IT'S A FISH

[rebuildyourruins]

I just finished Balance last month and I need CR with Magnus immediately.

[woodcarving]

Holy shit yes I need this too.

too bad his self-given nickname is just The Hammer and not Thor's Hammer, that would've been rad as hell

[rebuildyourruins]

all hammers are acceptable in the eyes of this god