We need a meme

[padadin]

☆ Your character posts a comment with two true things about themselves and one lie.
(You can say they were compelled to participate if you want to. It's a meme who cares.)
☆ Others guess IC which one is the lie.
☆ Have fun!

Comments

Furiosa | Mad Max: Fury Road

[kill_switch]

I had two mothers, I have tattoos, my favorite fruit are peaches

[watermarks]

[ She squints at her. ]

You... don't have tattoos?

[ That... she can see, anyway? ]

[padadin]

[He considers the options for a moment before finally answering--] The peaches?

Kramm | D&D OC

[krammbunctious]

I don't have much of a temper, I am fairly religious, I enjoy meeting new people.

[watermarks]

[ Wow, look at this interesting looking person!

Hmm.... hmmmmm... ]

You - don't enjoy meeting new people.

Katara | A:tLA

[watermarks]

[ She's just gonna change things after playing for a little while, because why not. ]

1) I have a tattoo.
2) Drift Fleet is not the first time I’ve been on a spaceship.
3) I’m a vegetarian.

[spellsteal]

[He doesn't really know Katara save for what Sokka's mentioned in passing conversation, but...]

Two?

Takashi "Shiro" Shirogane | Voltron LD

[padadin]

1. A centipede-like alien wanted me to have his babies.
2. I hate people that drink straight from the bottle/carton.
3. No a single part of my body is ticklish.

[watermarks]

...one?

[ BECAUSE... ANATOMY... AND HOW IT WORKS...

surely the alien should know that's... not... compatibility... no. ]

loki | mcu

[dothelokimotion]

1. I used to own a chocolate fountain
2. I turned my brother into a frog
3. I was abandoned at birth

[watermarks]

[ Wow, Loki. Wow. Way to not get too personal. She feels awkward just being here now. Should she like... call someone? (But no, it's a game, let's do this.)

She stares at him for a long moment. ]

You know. The one I think is a lie leaves me with some very uncomfortable truths.

[ OR. NOT. SHE COULD NOT PLAY THE GAME. LET'S. SEE HOW THAT GOES. ]

Allura | Voltron: Legendary Defender

[princessences]

1.) I am terrified of spiders.
2.) I have never been on a "date".
3.) I was born over ten-thousand deca-phoebs ago.

[the_tailor]

If it was a year and a half ago, I would have definitely asked you if you wanted to fix number two.

[His voice is light, though--not that overly desperate flirtiness that he's shown in the past.]

Vash | Trigun

[goldenglasses]

I can speak two languages.
I have a bounty of sixty billion back home.
My left arm isn't real.

[dothelokimotion]

The first one, clearly.

Belthazar | Warcraft OC

[spellsteal]

1. I have a biological brother.
2. I can swim.
3. I've never kissed a girl.

[goldenglasses]

I'm going to guess two. [Because he doesn't want to be the lone terrible swimmer out.]

Lance | Voltron: Legendary Defender

[the_tailor]

1. I have four siblings.

2. I have a tattoo.

3. I've been in an alternate reality.

[padadin]

The second one. They're easy options, Lance.

Ulaz | Voltron: Legendary Defender

[scalpelofmarmora]

1. My favorite food is a pesarana.
2. I have three siblings.
3. I once wrecked a speeder beyond repair.

[padadin]

[Ok this one is hard. Shiro hesitates when answering--] Two, perhaps?

ben douglass | original

[privateeyed]

1. I'm 30% metal.
2. I've never seriously dated a girl.
3. I have a grappling hook in my arm.

[sylphid]

Three is the lie, you're not that cool.

baku | original

[dreamvour]

1. I've never been on a date.
2. I've taken this form more than once in the 500 years I've been allowed a human form.
3. I know where all the scary ghosts in horror movies really live.

[padadin]

[He thinks her options are easy so:] The first one.

Manji | Blade of the Immortal

[canofmanji]

[This is stupid. Why is he compelled to do this? Whatever. Spiting his answers out.]

1. I'm known as the hundred man killer back home.
2. I can regrow my legs.
3. I had a sister.

[krammbunctious]

Whoa - can you really regrow your legs?

The Vision | MCU

[unbearablynaive]

1. I'm a golem of flesh and metal, brought to life by a god's magic.

2. I'm five years old.

3. I've never had sexual intercourse.

[goldenglasses]

So that part of the body works like the human form you're based off of. [Most adult captain right here.]

Sara Lance | Arrowverse

[sassy_assassin]

I'm named after my mother, I know George Washington, and I seduced the queen of France.

[unbearablynaive]

Either the third one is a lie and I'm curious as to what George Washington is truly like, or the second is a lie and I'm very curious which queen of France it was.

Peter Parker / Spider-Man | Spectacular Spider-Man

[wallcrawler]

1. My webs are made by spinnerets in my wrists
2. I once fought a giant made entirely out of sand
3. Back home, I'm being hunted for sport

[universal_charm]

I'm going to say... three.

Jim Kirk | Star Trek: AOS

[universal_charm]

1. I joined Star Fleet on a dare.

2. I defeated an attacking army with a song from the Beastie Boys.

3. I passed the Kobayashi Maru on the first try.

[padadin]

[............]

Please tell me it's the first one.

Wanda Maximoff | MCU

[seeingscarlet]

1) I can build a house of cards with my mind.
2) My favorite color isn't red, but I don't have much choice now.
3) I've never been to a beach.

[unbearablynaive]

I feel I ought to recuse myself from this game, but I can't actually remember if you've been to a beach yet.

Kurt Darkholme | Marvel's Age of Apocalypse

[ecclesiophobic]

1. I'm an only child.
2. I don't have any grey hair.
3. I don't have any tattoos.

[unbearablynaive]

The second one, I think. Though it blends in very well.

Psycho Mantis - Metal Gear Solid

[ginger_firebird]

1. My eyes are green.
2. I lived in several countries over the course of my life.
3. I'm supposed to be dead back home.

Kogarasumaru | Touken Ranbu

[crow_dad]

1. I am owned by the Imperial family of Japan.

2. I was made small to easily be held by a woman's hand.

3. I have ten children.

[universal_charm]

_{[ He knows #2 is right, and he feels like Koga has more “children”, so... ]}

I’ll say #1.

Biffy | Parasol Protectorate

[dandyofawolf]

1. I am the youngest of twelve children.

2. I never learned how to swim.

3. I am a Lord who also owns a hat shop for ladies back in England.

[universal_charm]

Im going to say Number 2.

_{[ Because #3 is ABSOLUTELY and #1 he also believes, so... #2. ]}