We need a meme

[padadin]

☆ Your character posts a comment with two true things about themselves and one lie.
(You can say they were compelled to participate if you want to. It's a meme who cares.)
☆ Others guess IC which one is the lie.
☆ Have fun!

Comments

[the_tailor]

HE'S THE FIRST CENTIPEDE-LIKE ALIEN THAT COMES TO MIND, OKAY?!

AND HE SEEMED PRETTY FOND OF YOU!

[YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF HIM ANYMORE]

[padadin]

I said drop him from the conversation, Lance.

[Because his eyebrow is twitching and you know what that means.]

[the_tailor]

Touchy subject still, huh.

[Oh, Shiro. At least Lance is sure of a fun trigger any time he wants to drive Shiro crazy.]

Yessir.

[padadin]

[TWITCH TWITCH!]

The game, Lance. Stick to it.

[the_tailor]

Fine! Two? Because Keith totally drinks from the carton and there's only one person he could have gotten that habit from.

[padadin]

[A chuckle. Keith could've gotten it from his father, to be fair, or a roommate. But he likes Lance's version better, because it screams FAMILY.]

Correct. Thanks for the association.

[sylphid]

Is he an ex?

[padadin]

NO!