+1 grumpy reluctant space dad

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hey guys! Effy here, aka that one girl playing that one moody bastard with great hair, bringing you someone you probably don't know 'cause he's real obscure.



this is Han Solo from Star Wars, lovable scoundrel and rogue who likes princesses and Kessel Runs. or he used to, now he's very old and a little crankier than some of you might remember. he's fresh from his last scene in The Force Awakens (THANKS KYLO REN G O D), so he'll be a bit shocked to find that he's woken up at all, and also he has a pilot augment now! I'm so sorry to everyone on whatever ship he winds up on, it's highly likely he will end up pseudo-adopting them.

you can find me at robbstark, I scream about RP and fandom a lot.

+1 pain in da arse

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No really, he's incorrigible
This is Dolly here (player of Sascha the vampiric loser) bringing you a second OC: Six, the most annoying creature in the entire universe. He is legit the most irritating alien ever though--he's so full of himself he gave himself the name "Six" after his species and planet, Six6 (his people weren't very creative). THOUGH SPEAKING OF THOSE, there aren't exactly a ton of those left because their planet went kaboom. Lame ): Because of this he's considered endangered and he will shove this fact so far into your character's face it's not funny.

His hands too. Six is going to touch all the faces. Because this is how he sees and everyone else clearly just needs to be accepting of his culture and please don't hit him because he is actually...stupidly fragile! Which is why he is always wearing a bio-environmental suit and you will never see his skin. Because you're all gross and moist.

Six also has a thing where he will mimic your character's voice instead of using his own. This is another one of his annoying/ego things. He'll be on the SS Caprine but don't think that will stop him from finding you all. And expecting you to be honoured by his presence. And possibly sticking his plasma butter knife in you it's a hobby okay. His full application is here!

He looks forward to touching all of you 8)