+1 crazy half-demon

[devilsinthedetails]

Hello everyone! I am a new and shiny person known as Hawk and I am very excited to be here. Which is mostly the fault of my dear partner in crime, so if you need somebody to blame, blame DJ. I'm usually able to be contacted at solutionbeta for plotting stupid and terrible things. And of course, let me introduce the loser I'm bringing in:



Or more specifically, Cole Turner from Charmed. Who is a half-demon turned good by the ~power of love~ and basically doomed to have his life suck so much that he loses his demon half, gets possessed by the Source of All Evil, dies, comes back to life completely insane, basically becomes a god, and then dies again. And yet somehow he's a pretty decent guy if a bit trigger-happy with the whole throwing energy balls at perceived threats thing and a massive troll even during moments where he should be taking things seriously, but psh what does he know about being human. He's coming from the same AU Chris is, meaning he's trying to see if the third time at life is going to suck less than his previous two times (spoilers: yes) and has a son from the future who is not evil!

And because I'm terrible, his canon point is from the reality TV show episode and his augment is communications. Because giving the crazy troll the power to bug anyone at all hours of the day is a good idea.

+2 healthy coping mechanisms

[yourdistraction]

Wow, who is this loser? Why is he here what is he doing destroying characters and canons you thought you loved and knew? Maybe blame the thing on the people already here who dared to tempt that kraken out of his cave.

But with the kraken (you can also use the name Jesse) comes Merrill from Dragon Age 2 canon! She actually also has Exsilium!CRAU with her, so she already knows about space and other things that might make brains explode. And she doesn't come alone!




Yes, Fenris and Merrill will still be stuck slapfighting through the multiverse. If you don't quite understand, they don't quite get along. IDK it might have something to do with her being a blood mage and him hating mages and elf arguments nobody else cares about. Her DA2 canonpoint is just before A New Path, so she was just about to go talk to a demon before she fell into Exsilium, and now here! Hopefully she has been sufficiently distracted from that goal (hopefully).